Jyrraeth @jyrraeth - Tumblr Blog

Tricking a vampire from Blindsight who has taken me as a hostage into playing Minecraft and to my surprise instead of having a debilitating seizure and perishing they build a beautiful 3-story contemporary-architecture mansion with an innovative new villager-trading setup in the basement. I ask how they're feeling and they say they'd rather play vintage story

succubused

flat fuck friday

succubused

you know what day it is

hooray4skeleton

queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday

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another beautiful FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

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yet again FLAT FUCK FRIDAY is upon us

nyanletnest

bwaow

littleguysdaily

Yeah

belladonnabedlam

Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…

What is your AO3 user ID?

I’m an OG user 5 digits or less

Six figures baby!

I’m in the millions…

Remaining time: 1 day 11 hours

I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!

copperbadge

I was actually quite surprised to discover my number was lower than 50,000 until I remembered I am Fandom Old.

sarasa-cat

I figured my number was somewhere just under 50,000 until I checked a minute ago.

My user id is 4495 but this was my second account.

I deleted my first account that had a much lower UID: 3 digits long.

For context: I remember when AO3 was just a discussion folks were having on LJ about a platform we would own.

#apparently i signed up in 2012 #5 digits but i haven't read any fanfic probably since 2014 #alas

rivetgoth

Want to create a restaurant that’s like a fast food vegetable restaurant that sells like drive thru vegetable dishes only, salads and stir fries and summer rolls and tempura, or just like, bowl of steamed broccoli, bowl of grilled yellow squash and zucchini, bowl of gai lan with oyster sauce, etc etc. And it’s called Leafs In Front Of Me and it’s dinosaur themed with like statues of dinosaurs out front. Maybe animatronics dinosaurs inside. Maybe they have a daily “carnivore attack” where the lights turn red and the T rex animatronic awakens and roars and all the herbivore animatronics start crying or something idk. Anyway and we’d partner with local farmers to always have seasonal veggies so we’d be environmentally and socially concious too.

rivetgoth

I was real as fuck for this

the miracle of life

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

southernsolarpunk-deactivated20

Original

chicorystreetcoffee

animentality

wolfliving

Household cookware in an era of enshittification

One buyout firm quietly collected Pyrex, Corelle, Instant Pot, and Oneida. Farberware is a name on a 200-year lease. And the pans still wort

despazito

challenging all white women to put in even half the effort they spend on fearmongering to other white women about parking lot abductions to instead support MMIWG initiatives if they want to actually make a difference in protecting women

tarragonthedragon

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is