I don't think we can 'lmao' our way out of this one, girls.
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I don't think we can 'lmao' our way out of this one, girls.
The song āJoleneā but the singer never stops describing Jolene, going into more and more details and getting more and more disturbing until youāre not sure what Jolene is except that youāre afraid of her.
āŖ your teeth are sharp / your mouth agape your claws rend flesh / thereās no escape from the judgement of the Eldritch One, Jolene āŖ
He screams about you in his sleep and when he wakes, does naught but weep in terror, of the one they call Jolene
blackening the summer skies
with burning wings and countless eyes
we tremble at the sight of you, Jolene
āŖĀ we cower here beneath your gaze that sets the earth and sky ablaze have mercy at the end of days, JoleneĀ āŖ
So I just moved to the United States this week right. And the most recent thing I've learned is that 64 ounces.. is quite a fair amount of juice. How did I learn this? By getting 7.5 litres of juice delivered to my hotel.
I didn't think it would be THIS much juice because all of this just cost me 9 dollars at Walmart. I thought it'd be a few tiny bottles at best. Not SEVEN AND A HALF LITRES
Another thing I learned: a family sized pack of Chips Ahoy........ is a lot of fucking cookies
I don't know how to tell you this but I'm Brazilian
I have been called a lot of offensive things but European is something I will not stand for
Lord of the Rings:
Vs.
Game of Thrones:
"But where's that light coming from" BITCH IT'S FANTASY WHO CARES
Ok but also from a like, theatrical storytelling perspective, thereās a thing called āwillful suspension of disbeliefā which is basically the concept that in order to let ourselves be immersed and enjoy a story, we need to turn off our knowledge that itās all fake anyway.
like yes, we all *know* itās unrealistically bright for a night time war, but it needs to be so we can SEE the story being told, and the lighting designer used blue light to show it was night time. We KNOW that Sir Ian isnāt actually a wizard but we SUSPEND that DISBELIEF because we want to be entertained.
theres the moon, theres the stars, in this fantasy world the stars might be four times as bright or there might be two moons or, considering this is a land without electric lights, its assumed that everyones eyes, including those of the viewers, have adjusted enough to the darkness that yes normal ass moon and stars provide sufficient illumination to actually see that the elf king is not wearing sweatpants like youd be able to tell or who the hell was that who just got stabbed thats kind of an important detail in an action scene
Elijah Wood said he brought this up with Andrew Lesnie, cinematographer on LOTR, once and asked him where the light was coming from in a particular scene, and Lesnie just smiled and said āsame place as the musicā.
anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me
#ah so when youāre not Catholic you think itās telepaths lol
Iām not even joking- has anyone ever done lovecraftian eldritch abominations that, like, go out of their way to avoid bothering humans?
Ā Because if you want to run with theĀ āweāre like ants to themā metaphor, most people who arenāt total assholes are making, like, an active choice not to stomp on anthills or squash random bugs. They step over or around. And itās not the bog-standard indifference of the genre, thereās an active thought process ofĀ āYouāre not bothering me so I wonāt bother you.ā I want a story about people exploring an eldritch horror-city like Ryleh, and eventually it turns out that all the bizarre psychological torture and warping environs and all that are an elder godās equivalent of trying to shoo out a fly or a spider without killing it. I want a story about how the empathy of an elder god is just as dangerous as itās wrath.
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we all have a limit to the bad things characters can do until we're not comfortable liking them but tbh some of you are just super fucking boring
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unlike rabbits, a baby hare can run, fight, or flee almost immediately after birth.
Fresh out of the womb, ready to fuck shit up.
look at his gotdamn attack pose in the 2nd, this man will NOT hesitate
im sorry but writing enemies to lovers on ao3 is so fucking funny. one of them will go a whole paragraph saying how much they hate, absolutely despise, have genuine burning contempt for the other and weāre all here knowing damn well that enemies to lovers tag is just sat there. like we already know whatās coming bro youāre just embarrassing yourself
She loves that look until it *rains* on the interstate.
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okay so the funny thing about this is that it was a complete joke, and the men in the replies on twitter just Werent Getting It (also apparently whoever submitted this to this blog lol)
āIām a woman if that helpsā lmfao
The bimbo trend was awful.. so awful.... women are already encouraged to be nonthreatening and stupid. And also from a purely aesthetic level yall are just wearing Normal fast fashion its just pink. No coordination no drip no swag.
The revival of the bimbo puts the choice and power into her hands. She gets to decide to wear; 90s pink cheap furry and lacy stuff, what is currently seen as tacky and unattractive by men. Itās at the disregard of what is popular and sexy and trendy. And itās about her control and enjoyment of sex.
I'm sorry but it's just the gen z version of the , eyeliner so sharp it can kill a man. The millennial women that did this changed exactly nothing and it still played into the objectification of young women that's encouraged. It wasn't power in 2012 and it's not power now. There's nothing about the aesthetic that disregards what's encouraged for young women, it's just more pink
Women have the freedom to dress how they want but its not power and pretending its power or feminism is ridiculous and self serving. It's choice feminism with even less feminism than its previous less sexualised predecessor
The millennial women that got fully on board with the eyeliner so sharp had the luxury that their face and name not being attached to many videos of themselves doing this and saying this
Yikes
One time this man approached me in a bar talking in Spanish. So I assumed he was Spanish and we started speaking, we had a whole ass conversation and at some point he was like. So what part of Spain are you from? And I said well I'm Italian actually. What part of Spain are you from? And he was like. I'm Greek.
One time I was in Argentina and I was so tired of trying to speak Spanish because I'm not very good at it lmao so I broke into exasperated English and the retail seller girl quickly understood me and engaged me in conversation. We talked for a while, she introduced me to a makeup brand, and then I decided to buy it. While she was packaging the purchase, she asked me if I were from the US or perhaps the UK and I just said "oh no I'm Brazilian hahah" and she looked me straight in the eyes and said, in clear Portuguese, "I'm Brazilian too"
Who wants to join my gang weāre gonna go to theme parks and boardwalks but never before sundown.
Requirements:
Must be gay
Must have no sense of fashion
Must be alarmingly interested in vampires
finally something Iām qualified for
So bad! šš
I love how Gordon just sits there and accepts that he fell for it.
Lol. Even he can have a sense of humor lol