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‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

taemin, opening his concerts: i am the crop top jesus 🫦🔥 witness my fancy descent onto earth while a sinful guitar solo plays. once i am down there, kinky things will happen, but i repent with a chaste piano ballad right after. my fans get cartoon eyes when i flex these cross-bedazzled pecs 💅🏼 my sweat is just holy water running down this wicked waist. my favorite topics are guilt and heaven

tiktok: TAEMIN IS CATHOLIC??? I NEVER KNEW

persianmom-deactivated20260602

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

natalieironside

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

jasper-rolls

game dev: we make deep, meaningful, games with real messages. we don’t want our games to be just mindless and feel good - we make games to say something about the world we live in

community: hey this bit seems to be kind of weirdly racist

game dev: actually we aren’t saying anything and our games are just for fun and there is absolutely no correlation between this and anything in the real world

mintbees

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

mintbees

dogpuppy

cykelops

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually