The Declassified Files of the Man with the Chicken Head

I repost things and yearn. I reblog a lot of NSFW, so please be wary!

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

lots of handwringing and discomfort about the phenomenon of kinks forming before puberty but if you think about it’s it’s much scarier to imagine a world where kinks only ever appear without warning when you’re fully grown

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

on your 18th birthday—wait no let’s say 25th birthday—you must undergo the traditional ritual and be assigned a kink that will determine the course of your sex life forevermore and place you within the corresponding faction. you close your eyes and pray that it’s something kind of classy and chic and practical and affordable and not something that will freak you out or embarrass you. the girl before you comes out crying; she’s autistic and got “prolonged eye contact”. you gulp. someone else is hastily pulling up Wikipedia. the anarchist guy covered in ACAB pins scowls at the floor, resentfully contemplating his uniform fetish.

[do-not-fold-spindle-or-mutilate]

Man, these YA dystopias are really starting to reach for fresh concepts.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

one sexually mature adult woman dares to defy it all… what will happen to her world when she walks out of the ritual with a kink for feet…. AND inflatable pool toys?

[villainessbian]

She must break the system... the world (united states) is segregated between the people who like to use objects, the people who fixate on a body part, the people who roleplay or enjoy scenarios, and those who are extremely into a specific action.

This young woman is the Freak, the 0.0001% possibility that could topple their society. Joining the Specific Body Part faction, she will fight for freedom and publish a new chapter for her fanfic on AO3

[hot-coco]

goyle

ivy my beloved

[hgedits]

The Artemis II crew naming two previously undiscovered lunar craters (one after Commander Reid Wiseman's late wife).

[schrodingers-hoarding-problem]

the best thing the tridentarii did for the others at canaan house was be so freaky that everyone else’s intrahouse relationships looked normal by comparison

like you look at any of them compared to a normal well adjusted relationship? yikes. but when you have whatever the fuck is going on with corona & ianthe to compare to? suddenly it’s fine

[wizardsisananimal]

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

[mostlyghostly66]

Baba is fridge magnet

[charlesoberonn]

[drawerbread]

silly gid for this week's art

[homunculus-argument]

The entire range of human skin tones varies from so pale white that it's almost kind of blue, to so deep black that it's almost kind of blue, and I think that's beautiful. Do you love the colour of the guy.

[oaxleaf]

love myself a cockroach of a character. i look at them and go ”how is that fucker not dead? they should be dead. they should be dead ten times over. how are they not?” and 90% of the time the answer is a combo of sheer stubborness and homosexuality

[grynwood]

Remember to hydrate your necro 💧

[cannibalchicken]

[kaasiand]

please

[berrycobbler]

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

[librarylurker]

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i'm so fucking over it

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[yokowan]

wait babe do you see how the vibrator is making those standing waves in the puddle of precum on your belly? you can see the fundamental frequency produced by the vibration there but there's also a couple of harmonics! I wonder what th--yes I know you were about to finish hold on this is more interesting. do you think that's from the vibrational modes in the structure of the vibe itself or is it more from the interface with the fluid? hold on, see how it--would you stop fucking squirming for a second. I'll let you cum in a bit just let me talk about physics first. this is more important.