Chicky

buck-buck

[burning-britain-official]

Whyd the chicken cross the road?

Idk go ask @chicken-offical

[chicken-offical]

cheep cheep here's why!

[argon-offical]

egg (evil)

chicken (good)

[chicken-offical]

cheep cheep remember little eggs

there is a way to be good again

[cherriwhoops]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why?

[nyx-is-the-blank-canvas]

Oh-uh...I don't know.

@chicken-offical

Why???

[chicken-offical]

I'm afraid if I answer Colonel Sanders will find me

[thememedaddy]

[laciffo-racecar]

@chicken-offical do you like top chef?

[chicken-offical]

i do actually

i mean uhhh

cheep cheep no that's bad cheep

[disclaimeriamaloser]

sad story: i want mozzarella sticks but i do not have mozzarella sticks

[evil-bread-offical]

This must reach the officalverse

@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @god-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @totally-cis-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @edible-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @orange-offical @the-apple-offical @guillotine-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical @fourteen-offical @tidy-offical @hercules-mulligan-offical @john-laurens-offical @angelica-schuyler-offical @george-washington-offical @mean-girl-offical @klance-offical @ostrich-maffia-offical @offical-skittering-creature @if-i-had-a-nickel-offical @mad-girl-offical @temu-offical @fairy-offical @sapphillean-offical @the-rats-offical @yuri-offical @togore-offical @shangdi-offical @gay-shapeshifter-offical @bananbreadoffical @carrot-offical @ninjago-offical @godemperorduckoffical @coffee-offical

[chicken-offical]

so sad I cried

[bravelycowering]

tumblr lesson 1 don't discourage a post from getting notes or it will only get more notes because people are evil on this site and do the opposite of what you tell them

[neneloafsune]

Tumblr lesson 2, never bring up the number of notes, because then someone will hit you with the curse of 10k

Tumblr lesson 3,

Curse of 10k

@ewoly5 @axolotl-detector @cheezbot

[axolotl-detector]

Lesson 4, Detectors are pretty good at spreading posts.

@rat-detector-seven @axolotl-decider @axolotl-2 @fork-detector @girl-detector @bat-detector @i-am-a-fish @peel-this-off @meri-is-best-axolotl @rocktis @erectile-disgruntlement @yet-another-wizard-detector @ixnova @i-love-dragonss @oreozfox @owostrich @protogen6768 @xx-obliviousfantasy-xx @void-things @miku-detector @crane-detector @crab-detector @bear-detector @orca-detector @crowifier-the-crowverlord @corvid-detector @corviddetector @columbiforme-detector @curse-of-10k

[miku-detector]

Leasson 5, so are @walmart-the-official and @officiallybavaria

[stupid-offical]

Lesson 6: if it catches on to the officalverse it will get spread around. (That's all my notifications are at this point)

@no-one-offical @godzillas-official @unsatan-offical

[no-one-offical]

Lesson 7: If there is no gimmick of it yet, there will be soon

@avhira @queen-suzu @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @the-grassy-hill @duality-the-chaos-god @raynilikescats @dqk-theaceartist @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated

[queen-suzu]

Lesson 8: If there is already a gimmick of it, just add another dash

@avhira @kingofkaumidy

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Lesson 9: get too silly and people start making gimmicks of you. Get even sillier and one of those gimmicks might become the real you. @bisexual-engineer-enby @bisexual-engineer-guy @evil-bisexual-engineer-guy @bisexual-engineer-gal @bisexual-engineer-girl @bisexual-engineer-gorl @bisexual-engineer-person @good-bisexual-engineer-guy

[evil-bisexual-engineer-guy]

hoo hoo hee hee

[pathological-liar-offical]

Lesson Number 10: I always tell the truth. Exhibit 1: eggs are out to steal your esophagus

@homosexuality-offical @gaslight-offical @tim-tam-offical @authoritarianism-offical

[gaslight-offical]

Rule 12: Picrew chains are not the way to go...

@tophat-offical @gatekeep-offical @girlboss-offical @your-therapist-offical

[tophat-offical]

lesson 13: don’t let bad luck get you down. Have fun on your blog.

[bubble-official]

Lesson 14: deactivate

[chickens-offical]

Bawkbawk 15: cluck cluck Bawk Bawk Bawk Bawk cluck cluclucluck

@chicken-offical

[chicken-offical]

Lesson 16: at some point your post will end up in one of those 'reading Tumblr posts' channels if it's popular enough

[weird-core-offical]

I post purly weirdcore stuff.

If you have any tw you might want me to add, send an ask

If you have any weirdcore you want posted, send them in the asks.

Ran by: @evil-bread-offical

Obligatory offical tagging under cut.

@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @god-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @totally-cis-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @edible-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @orange-offical @the-apple-offical @guillotine-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical @fourteen-offical @tidy-offical @hercules-mulligan-offical @john-laurens-offical @angelica-schuyler-offical @george-washington-offical @potassium-offical @mean-girl-offical @klance-offical @ostrich-maffia-offical @offical-skittering-creature @if-i-had-a-nickel-offical @mad-girl-offical @temu-offical @fairy-offical @sapphillean-offical @the-rats-offical @yuri-offical @togore-offical @shangdi-offical @gay-shapeshifter-offical @bananbreadoffical @carrot-offical @ninjago-offical godemperorduckoffical @coffee-offical

[chicken-offical]

Cheep cheep

[badass-introvert]

Anatidaephobia

@duck-offical

[duck-offical]

i always watch over my friends to make sure that they are all safe and having fun :D

I don't mean to scare anyone :(

[badass-introvert]

I love ducks. I protect them from my sister, she eats them.

[giantduckoffical]

WHY DOES SHE EAT DUCKS PRAY TELL

[badass-introvert]

Apparently they're yummy in rice paper rolls. Honestly, I prefer chicken.

[giantduckoffical]

EAT THE CHICKENS

@chicken-offical

[chicken-offical]

NO I DON'T TASTE GOOD IM AN AMERICAN CHICKEN

IM ON THEM ROIDS

[no-one-offical]

COSTCO CHICKEN TASTES GOOD

[chicken-offical]

I WOULDN'T KNOW THAT I'M NOT A CANNIBAL

[no-one-offical]

BUT I KNOW!! NOW PLEASE GET INTO THE OVEN

[chicken-offical]

PLEASE I HAVE TWO LOVING DADS WHO WOULD MISS ME AND UM

UM

I DON'T HAVE A CHILD BUT I COULD FIND ONE AND MAKE IT MISS ME IG!!?!?!

[tumbleweed-offical]

“tumbleweed could be chicken’s child! They would miss you very much 0v0”

[chicken-offical]

THANK YOU FOR SCARFICING YOURSELF

TUMBLEWEED MY SUPPER AMAZING CHILD WOULD MISS ME DEARLY AS WELL

[badass-introvert]

Anatidaephobia

@duck-offical

[duck-offical]

i always watch over my friends to make sure that they are all safe and having fun :D

I don't mean to scare anyone :(

[badass-introvert]

I love ducks. I protect them from my sister, she eats them.

[giantduckoffical]

WHY DOES SHE EAT DUCKS PRAY TELL

[badass-introvert]

Apparently they're yummy in rice paper rolls. Honestly, I prefer chicken.

[giantduckoffical]

EAT THE CHICKENS

@chicken-offical

[chicken-offical]

NO I DON'T TASTE GOOD IM AN AMERICAN CHICKEN

IM ON THEM ROIDS

[no-one-offical]

COSTCO CHICKEN TASTES GOOD

[chicken-offical]

I WOULDN'T KNOW THAT I'M NOT A CANNIBAL

[no-one-offical]

BUT I KNOW!! NOW PLEASE GET INTO THE OVEN

[chicken-offical]

PLEASE I HAVE TWO LOVING DADS WHO WOULD MISS ME AND UM

UM

I DON'T HAVE A CHILD BUT I COULD FIND ONE AND MAKE IT MISS ME IG!!?!?!

[badass-introvert]

Anatidaephobia

@duck-offical

[duck-offical]

i always watch over my friends to make sure that they are all safe and having fun :D

I don't mean to scare anyone :(

[badass-introvert]

I love ducks. I protect them from my sister, she eats them.

[giantduckoffical]

WHY DOES SHE EAT DUCKS PRAY TELL

[badass-introvert]

Apparently they're yummy in rice paper rolls. Honestly, I prefer chicken.

[giantduckoffical]

EAT THE CHICKENS

@chicken-offical

[chicken-offical]

NO I DON'T TASTE GOOD IM AN AMERICAN CHICKEN

IM ON THEM ROIDS

[no-one-offical]

COSTCO CHICKEN TASTES GOOD

[chicken-offical]

I WOULDN'T KNOW THAT I'M NOT A CANNIBAL

[badass-introvert]

Anatidaephobia

@duck-offical

[duck-offical]

i always watch over my friends to make sure that they are all safe and having fun :D

I don't mean to scare anyone :(

[badass-introvert]

I love ducks. I protect them from my sister, she eats them.

[giantduckoffical]

WHY DOES SHE EAT DUCKS PRAY TELL

[badass-introvert]

Apparently they're yummy in rice paper rolls. Honestly, I prefer chicken.

[giantduckoffical]

EAT THE CHICKENS

@chicken-offical

[chicken-offical]

NO I DON'T TASTE GOOD IM AN AMERICAN CHICKEN

IM ON THEM ROIDS

[the-pineapple-offical]

Lets all morn for @satan-offical fish which is now gone

Tag as many as you can we must morn 😔/no pressure

@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @god-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @canada-offical @spain-offical @france-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @bisexuality-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @totally-cis-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @edible-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @orange-offical @the-apple-offical @guillotine-offical @sun-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical @fourteen-offical @tidy-offical @hercules-mulligan-offical @john-laurens-offical @angelica-schuyler-offical @george-washington-offical @potassium-offical @mean-girl-offical @klance-offical @ostrich-maffia-offical @offical-skittering-creature @if-i-had-a-nickel-offical @mad-girl-offical @temu-offical @fairy-offical @sapphillean-offical @the-rats-offical @yuri-offical @togore-offical @shangdi-offical @gay-shapeshifter-offical

[chicken-offical]

So sad 😿

[hat-stealer-offical]

I am here to steal your hat

tag list of officals

@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @god-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @canada-offical @spain-offical @france-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @bisexuality-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @totally-cis-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @edible-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @orange-offical @the-apple-offical @cia-offical @guillotine-offical @sun-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical

@villain-offical

@the-pineapple-offical

@hell-offical

@supervillain-offical

[chicken-offical]

Cheep cheep hello

[chicken-offical]

Why did you cross the road?

To get to the other side-

*gets hit by a semi truck*

[spontaneous-music-offical]

Good time, vote for that

I've got that feeling, the feeling too easy

As long as I'm breathing, I've gotta vote for a good time

Tag your name across the sky

Breathe it in and we can fly

Love for love and not for likes

Yeah, so let's vote

Vote, Crazy Rich Asians

So, apparently @salamander-offical is trying to become president, and @ghost-inyour-attic-offical is running against them. The thing is, apparently nobody knows how this type of thing works, so here I am. Doing this. With my small audience. Gosh, I love democracy.

Who should become the new president of the Officalverse?

Satan-Offical

Salamander-Offical

Ghost-inyour-Attic-Offical

Secret-Fourth-Offical

Voting ended onSep 27, 2025

Tags below.

@satan-offical @gaslight-offical @homosexuality-offical @officalverse-elections-offical @tagging-officals-offical @tgirl-offical @supervillain-offical @superhero-official @very-normal-guy-offical @heaven-offical @wikipedia-the-non-official

[tagging-officals-offical]

@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @god-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @canada-offical @spain-offical @france-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @bisexuality-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @totally-cis-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @edible-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @orange-offical @the-apple-offical @cia-offical @guillotine-offical @sun-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical

[chicken-offical]

vote vote vote vote

[themockingbirdsystem]

Hello officalverse! Im not in character right now, but I'd like to announce something:

Im thinking of writing an officalverse fic. Like, turn our characters into book characters. It'd most likely be posted on my Wattpad because I don't have ao3... 😅

Im thinking a medieval-like setting with a few tweaks because im best at writing that. And some people from different worlds and times and places to bring their own flavors of diversity. And of course the Evil Alliance will be the antags!! (I will need a list of TEA tho...)

Not all officals will be featured, but a lot will get scenes and whatnot!!

Sooooo what we thinking? If you want your offical (or official) character featured, or the book written at all, or ideas or anything to help me with the book, comment or reblog please. Tag officals, blast it everywhere. Make it seen. Thanks!!

@business-man-offical @bucky-barnes-offical @bubble-official @satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @homophobia-offical @mean-girl-offical @offical-offical @jellyfish-offical @one-offical @three-offical @five-offical @eight-offical @fourteen-offical @victorian-child-offical @the-mages-apprentice-offical @the-royal-cat-offical @the-king-offical @offical-follower-offical @tagging-officals-offical @man-offical @james-offical @jeff-offical @villain-offical @apple-juice-offical @supernatural-offical @superhero-official @castiel-offical @dean-winchester-offical @plague-doctor-offical @little-sister-offical @the-government-offical @britain-offical @british-lad-offical

[tagging-officals-offical]

@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @god-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @canada-offical @spain-offical @france-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @bisexuality-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @totally-cis-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @edible-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @orange-offical @the-apple-offical @cia-offical @guillotine-offical @sun-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical

[chicken-offical]

cheep cheep write that thing

[themockingbirdsystem]

Its out and its called "Welcome to the Officalverse" on Wattpad by MultiFandomFox.

[chicken-offical]

Reheheheheh thank you

[themockingbirdsystem]

Hello officalverse! Im not in character right now, but I'd like to announce something:

Im thinking of writing an officalverse fic. Like, turn our characters into book characters. It'd most likely be posted on my Wattpad because I don't have ao3... 😅

Im thinking a medieval-like setting with a few tweaks because im best at writing that. And some people from different worlds and times and places to bring their own flavors of diversity. And of course the Evil Alliance will be the antags!! (I will need a list of TEA tho...)

Not all officals will be featured, but a lot will get scenes and whatnot!!

Sooooo what we thinking? If you want your offical (or official) character featured, or the book written at all, or ideas or anything to help me with the book, comment or reblog please. Tag officals, blast it everywhere. Make it seen. Thanks!!

@business-man-offical @bucky-barnes-offical @bubble-official @satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @homophobia-offical @mean-girl-offical @offical-offical @jellyfish-offical @one-offical @three-offical @five-offical @eight-offical @fourteen-offical @victorian-child-offical @the-mages-apprentice-offical @the-royal-cat-offical @the-king-offical @offical-follower-offical @tagging-officals-offical @man-offical @james-offical @jeff-offical @villain-offical @apple-juice-offical @supernatural-offical @superhero-official @castiel-offical @dean-winchester-offical @plague-doctor-offical @little-sister-offical @the-government-offical @britain-offical @british-lad-offical

[tagging-officals-offical]

@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @god-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @canada-offical @spain-offical @france-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @bisexuality-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @totally-cis-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @edible-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @orange-offical @the-apple-offical @cia-offical @guillotine-offical @sun-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical

[chicken-offical]

cheep cheep write that thing