Whyd the chicken cross the road?
Idk go ask @chicken-offical
cheep cheep here's why!
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@chicken-offical
Whyd the chicken cross the road?
Idk go ask @chicken-offical
cheep cheep here's why!
egg (evil)
chicken (good)
cheep cheep remember little eggs
there is a way to be good again
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
Oh-uh...I don't know.
@chicken-offical
Why???
I'm afraid if I answer Colonel Sanders will find me
@chicken-offical do you like top chef?
i do actually
i mean uhhh
cheep cheep no that's bad cheep
sad story: i want mozzarella sticks but i do not have mozzarella sticks
This must reach the officalverse
@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @god-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @totally-cis-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @edible-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @orange-offical @the-apple-offical @guillotine-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical @fourteen-offical @tidy-offical @hercules-mulligan-offical @john-laurens-offical @angelica-schuyler-offical @george-washington-offical @mean-girl-offical @klance-offical @ostrich-maffia-offical @offical-skittering-creature @if-i-had-a-nickel-offical @mad-girl-offical @temu-offical @fairy-offical @sapphillean-offical @the-rats-offical @yuri-offical @togore-offical @shangdi-offical @gay-shapeshifter-offical @bananbreadoffical @carrot-offical @ninjago-offical @godemperorduckoffical @coffee-offical
so sad I cried
tumblr lesson 1 don't discourage a post from getting notes or it will only get more notes because people are evil on this site and do the opposite of what you tell them
Tumblr lesson 2, never bring up the number of notes, because then someone will hit you with the curse of 10k
Tumblr lesson 3,
Curse of 10k
@ewoly5 @axolotl-detector @cheezbot
Lesson 4, Detectors are pretty good at spreading posts.
@rat-detector-seven @axolotl-decider @axolotl-2 @fork-detector @girl-detector @bat-detector @i-am-a-fish @peel-this-off @meri-is-best-axolotl @rocktis @erectile-disgruntlement @yet-another-wizard-detector @ixnova @i-love-dragonss @oreozfox @owostrich @protogen6768 @xx-obliviousfantasy-xx @void-things @miku-detector @crane-detector @crab-detector @bear-detector @orca-detector @crowifier-the-crowverlord @corvid-detector @corviddetector @columbiforme-detector @curse-of-10k
Leasson 5, so are @walmart-the-official and @officiallybavaria
Lesson 6: if it catches on to the officalverse it will get spread around. (That's all my notifications are at this point)
@no-one-offical @godzillas-official @unsatan-offical
Lesson 7: If there is no gimmick of it yet, there will be soon
@avhira @queen-suzu @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @the-grassy-hill @duality-the-chaos-god @raynilikescats @dqk-theaceartist @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated
Lesson 8: If there is already a gimmick of it, just add another dash
@avhira @kingofkaumidy
Lesson 9: get too silly and people start making gimmicks of you. Get even sillier and one of those gimmicks might become the real you. @bisexual-engineer-enby @bisexual-engineer-guy @evil-bisexual-engineer-guy @bisexual-engineer-gal @bisexual-engineer-girl @bisexual-engineer-gorl @bisexual-engineer-person @good-bisexual-engineer-guy
hoo hoo hee hee
Lesson Number 10: I always tell the truth. Exhibit 1: eggs are out to steal your esophagus
@homosexuality-offical @gaslight-offical @tim-tam-offical @authoritarianism-offical
Rule 12: Picrew chains are not the way to go...
@tophat-offical @gatekeep-offical @girlboss-offical @your-therapist-offical
lesson 13: don’t let bad luck get you down. Have fun on your blog.
Lesson 14: deactivate
Bawkbawk 15: cluck cluck Bawk Bawk Bawk Bawk cluck cluclucluck
@chicken-offical
Lesson 16: at some point your post will end up in one of those 'reading Tumblr posts' channels if it's popular enough
I post purly weirdcore stuff.
If you have any tw you might want me to add, send an ask
If you have any weirdcore you want posted, send them in the asks.
Ran by: @evil-bread-offical
Obligatory offical tagging under cut.
Cheep cheep
Anatidaephobia
@duck-offical
i always watch over my friends to make sure that they are all safe and having fun :D
I don't mean to scare anyone :(
I love ducks. I protect them from my sister, she eats them.
WHY DOES SHE EAT DUCKS PRAY TELL
Apparently they're yummy in rice paper rolls. Honestly, I prefer chicken.
EAT THE CHICKENS
@chicken-offical
NO I DON'T TASTE GOOD IM AN AMERICAN CHICKEN
IM ON THEM ROIDS
COSTCO CHICKEN TASTES GOOD
I WOULDN'T KNOW THAT I'M NOT A CANNIBAL
BUT I KNOW!! NOW PLEASE GET INTO THE OVEN
PLEASE I HAVE TWO LOVING DADS WHO WOULD MISS ME AND UM
UM
I DON'T HAVE A CHILD BUT I COULD FIND ONE AND MAKE IT MISS ME IG!!?!?!
“tumbleweed could be chicken’s child! They would miss you very much 0v0”
THANK YOU FOR SCARFICING YOURSELF
TUMBLEWEED MY SUPPER AMAZING CHILD WOULD MISS ME DEARLY AS WELL
Anatidaephobia
@duck-offical
i always watch over my friends to make sure that they are all safe and having fun :D
I don't mean to scare anyone :(
I love ducks. I protect them from my sister, she eats them.
WHY DOES SHE EAT DUCKS PRAY TELL
Apparently they're yummy in rice paper rolls. Honestly, I prefer chicken.
EAT THE CHICKENS
@chicken-offical
NO I DON'T TASTE GOOD IM AN AMERICAN CHICKEN
IM ON THEM ROIDS
COSTCO CHICKEN TASTES GOOD
I WOULDN'T KNOW THAT I'M NOT A CANNIBAL
BUT I KNOW!! NOW PLEASE GET INTO THE OVEN
PLEASE I HAVE TWO LOVING DADS WHO WOULD MISS ME AND UM
UM
I DON'T HAVE A CHILD BUT I COULD FIND ONE AND MAKE IT MISS ME IG!!?!?!
Anatidaephobia
@duck-offical
i always watch over my friends to make sure that they are all safe and having fun :D
I don't mean to scare anyone :(
I love ducks. I protect them from my sister, she eats them.
WHY DOES SHE EAT DUCKS PRAY TELL
Apparently they're yummy in rice paper rolls. Honestly, I prefer chicken.
EAT THE CHICKENS
@chicken-offical
NO I DON'T TASTE GOOD IM AN AMERICAN CHICKEN
IM ON THEM ROIDS
COSTCO CHICKEN TASTES GOOD
I WOULDN'T KNOW THAT I'M NOT A CANNIBAL
Anatidaephobia
@duck-offical
i always watch over my friends to make sure that they are all safe and having fun :D
I don't mean to scare anyone :(
I love ducks. I protect them from my sister, she eats them.
WHY DOES SHE EAT DUCKS PRAY TELL
Apparently they're yummy in rice paper rolls. Honestly, I prefer chicken.
EAT THE CHICKENS
@chicken-offical
NO I DON'T TASTE GOOD IM AN AMERICAN CHICKEN
IM ON THEM ROIDS
Lets all morn for @satan-offical fish which is now gone
So sad 😿
I am here to steal your hat
Cheep cheep hello
Why did you cross the road?
To get to the other side-
*gets hit by a semi truck*
Good time, vote for that
I've got that feeling, the feeling too easy
As long as I'm breathing, I've gotta vote for a good time
Tag your name across the sky
Breathe it in and we can fly
Love for love and not for likes
Yeah, so let's vote
Vote, Crazy Rich Asians
So, apparently @salamander-offical is trying to become president, and @ghost-inyour-attic-offical is running against them. The thing is, apparently nobody knows how this type of thing works, so here I am. Doing this. With my small audience. Gosh, I love democracy.
Who should become the new president of the Officalverse?
Satan-Offical
Salamander-Offical
Ghost-inyour-Attic-Offical
Secret-Fourth-Offical
Tags below.
@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @god-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @canada-offical @spain-offical @france-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @bisexuality-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @totally-cis-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @edible-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @orange-offical @the-apple-offical @cia-offical @guillotine-offical @sun-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical
vote vote vote vote
Hello officalverse! Im not in character right now, but I'd like to announce something:
Im thinking of writing an officalverse fic. Like, turn our characters into book characters. It'd most likely be posted on my Wattpad because I don't have ao3... 😅
Im thinking a medieval-like setting with a few tweaks because im best at writing that. And some people from different worlds and times and places to bring their own flavors of diversity. And of course the Evil Alliance will be the antags!! (I will need a list of TEA tho...)
Not all officals will be featured, but a lot will get scenes and whatnot!!
Sooooo what we thinking? If you want your offical (or official) character featured, or the book written at all, or ideas or anything to help me with the book, comment or reblog please. Tag officals, blast it everywhere. Make it seen. Thanks!!
@business-man-offical @bucky-barnes-offical @bubble-official @satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @homophobia-offical @mean-girl-offical @offical-offical @jellyfish-offical @one-offical @three-offical @five-offical @eight-offical @fourteen-offical @victorian-child-offical @the-mages-apprentice-offical @the-royal-cat-offical @the-king-offical @offical-follower-offical @tagging-officals-offical @man-offical @james-offical @jeff-offical @villain-offical @apple-juice-offical @supernatural-offical @superhero-official @castiel-offical @dean-winchester-offical @plague-doctor-offical @little-sister-offical @the-government-offical @britain-offical @british-lad-offical
@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @god-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @canada-offical @spain-offical @france-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @bisexuality-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @totally-cis-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @edible-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @orange-offical @the-apple-offical @cia-offical @guillotine-offical @sun-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical
cheep cheep write that thing
Its out and its called "Welcome to the Officalverse" on Wattpad by MultiFandomFox.
Reheheheheh thank you
Hello officalverse! Im not in character right now, but I'd like to announce something:
Im thinking of writing an officalverse fic. Like, turn our characters into book characters. It'd most likely be posted on my Wattpad because I don't have ao3... 😅
Im thinking a medieval-like setting with a few tweaks because im best at writing that. And some people from different worlds and times and places to bring their own flavors of diversity. And of course the Evil Alliance will be the antags!! (I will need a list of TEA tho...)
Not all officals will be featured, but a lot will get scenes and whatnot!!
Sooooo what we thinking? If you want your offical (or official) character featured, or the book written at all, or ideas or anything to help me with the book, comment or reblog please. Tag officals, blast it everywhere. Make it seen. Thanks!!
@business-man-offical @bucky-barnes-offical @bubble-official @satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @homophobia-offical @mean-girl-offical @offical-offical @jellyfish-offical @one-offical @three-offical @five-offical @eight-offical @fourteen-offical @victorian-child-offical @the-mages-apprentice-offical @the-royal-cat-offical @the-king-offical @offical-follower-offical @tagging-officals-offical @man-offical @james-offical @jeff-offical @villain-offical @apple-juice-offical @supernatural-offical @superhero-official @castiel-offical @dean-winchester-offical @plague-doctor-offical @little-sister-offical @the-government-offical @britain-offical @british-lad-offical
@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @god-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @canada-offical @spain-offical @france-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @bisexuality-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @totally-cis-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @edible-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @orange-offical @the-apple-offical @cia-offical @guillotine-offical @sun-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical
cheep cheep write that thing