The Mom Friend™

esfj / lawful good / my talents include recalling random useless facts, over analyzing and typing people, and making self deprecating jokes

[chicken-stribs]

Snow in the south

The south: *gets 1/4 inch of snow*

The south: *GOES AND BUYS ALL THE BREAD FROM THE GROCERY STORES. SHUTS DOWN EVERY BUSINESS AND SCHOOL. IS IN A STATE OF EMERGENCY*

[just-shower-thoughts]

Introverts don’t make friends, they get adopted by an extrovert

[puppygirlren]

I mean…discounting the introvert friend groups…

[mjic-prismatic]

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@thirtysevenbones much feels

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Extrovert problems

When you're an extrovert and you've gone 5 minutes without any social interaction

[sp4rksfiy]

Me flirting:

Me: Me: Me: so what’s your mbti type

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Esfj things

Someone: hey I'm kinda cold

Esfj: here take these cupcakes, hot chocolate, and fuzzy socks. also you can have all of my vital organs if that will make you feel better.

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Intp/Esfj convos

Esfj: *takes picture* I'm hideous

Intp: I will beat self esteem into your lifeless cold corpse until you feel loved and beautiful

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Intp/Esfj convos

Esfj: *cries*

Intp: "how do I awaken my inner fe??? *pokes your emotions* am I doing this right?"

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How to flirt with intps

Intp: "seduce me with science"

[rlvntz-jpg]

Did you really just assume????

That I’m an emotionally stable human?

[saddest-cat-hours]

The cute part is questionable

[chicken-stribs]

NEVER LWT ME GO JACKK

Come backkkkkkk

[chawriee]

[puttskee]

[dajo42]

“you can’t just respond to everything with finger guns”

[respectfulmemes]

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle