nuggie

I am so sad…….all the time…….I cry so many tears…..at night I cry myself to sleep……my pillow………. is wet .

[120002-ants-deactivated20260409]

[meepmoopmaap]

[sixteen-bit]

[akiralazuli]

So I am sitting here playing solitaire on the Linkin Park website, and the computer LOST THE FOUR OF CLUBS! It literally is missing a card!

There is nowhere it could be hiding! The four of clubs is just not there!

[hombredeflorida]

“WHY ARE YOU PLAYING SOLITAIRE ON THE LINKIN PARK WEBSITE?”

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

i am tall enough that when i stand up in a public restroom i can see over the top of the stall door and stare myself in the eyes through the mirror reflection. i dislike this because it reminds me that i am in there, and by that i mean both my human body and the public restroom

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[ryuuenbu]

3DS: *has red light* me: it’s fine i still have time lmao 3DS: *starts flashing red* me:

[halohiding-deactivated20200807]

We really used to ask teachers if we could drink water.......what the fuck was that

[soimafan2341]

Or to use the bathroom and they really said "no❤️"

[crittizen]

[anarchist-accessibility]

[Image Description: An edited It's Free Real Estate meme that is edited to say, "It's preparing kids to let capitalism violate their human rights." /End ID]

[rnoonsetter]

they got that they/them þussy

[rnoonsetter]

reblog this you cowards

[eternal-fractal]

God its even pronounced thussy

[everythingfox]

Sky puppies

[socialistexan]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[areolagrenade]

cancer energy

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[flashfactshq]

http://otttertm.tumblr.com/

http://ohfuckyeahmemes.tumblr.com

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 20th of may, 2011.

[screenshotsofdespair]

via ianbremmer

[liquidcoma-deactivated20160903]

[liquidcoma-deactivated20160903]

[liquidcoma-deactivated20160903]

[catchymemes]

[pissvortex]

Do popular tumblr users know each other? Or is having tumblr clout basically useless

having tumblr clout is kind of like getting a really high score in cookie clicker. the big number looks nice but it doesn’t do anything for you and if someone sees how high the number is they will think there is something wrong with you

[trilllizardstrikesback]

considering you infiltrated and raided my buddy's discord and try to harass all of us to this day, yes

there is something demonstrably very wrong with you

[pissvortex]

mr. kung pow penis i mean this in the gentlest way possible if you are back on this website trying to start fights with me again for like the third or fourth time over the span of a couple of years, you may want to consider scrapping your gaming rig for the copper and never going back online again. i’ve long since moved on to other things in my life and could not give less of a shit about you. i forget you exist entirely when you aren’t making yourself a topic or putting yourself in my notes. i bet it’s hard for you to log on and see the guy who called you a penis head online 3 years ago doing numbers on tumblr, but i promise it will all go away if you log off of this website forever. maybe take up wood carving as a hobby or something.

[tallon-underworld]

The Revenge of the Sith novelization is a treasure

[chickennuggie]

kermit dink milk

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

my favorite thing in the muppet show is when jim did an impressive puppetry trick but was clearly worried the audience wouldnt notice so he had kermit just directly point it out

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

he was probably right to do so though because every time i see kermit drink milk or blow out a candle i dont think twice about it like yeah hes kermit he can do that