cool cool

hi i'm hannah

[symphony-calamity]

"do it scared" ok but I would like to do something some other way occasionally. Like at least once. For a change.

[cutecipher]

Shits so rough they're drawing and pennying me to save money on my execution

[grecoromanyaoi]

*blatant misinformation* but youre not ready for that conversation

[log6]

TikTok simulator

[catchymemes]

[depsidase]

[trickstertime]

The way its cropped is perfect

[pityboy]

my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them

[pityboy]

i am suffering academically

[my-name-is-life]

[rcktpwr]

i think turtles are a big threat to our national security

[swampnert-deactivated20170515]

may i ask why

[rcktpwr]

no

[silverhawk]

my cat: [gets claw stuck on bed sheet]

me: oh! let me help you-

my cat as soon as i touch her paw:

[memewhore]

[joshpeck]

what emotion does this piece of furniture evoke in you

[tvguts]

some edgy loner character in a TV show: do you know…. do you KNOW what it’s like? to be AFRAID of YOURSELF?

me, thinking about that time i ate an entire family sized bag of doritos in one evening: god dude i sure do

[mylifeasaserver]

Love it.

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[vyx-the-abomination]

I… I would follow him to the ends of the earth..

[the-sapphic-raven]

i would follow him to a garage sale

[m-eowdy]

same thing

[starstray]

gulliver (always thought his uniform looked like donald duck)

[nautilusing]

this was the first 280 character tweet I saw and now I never want to see another one because nothing is ever going to fucking top it