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[dreg-heap]

Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit

[rosenkranz-isnt-dead]

[disgustinggf]

[iknowitwontwork]

REBLOG IF IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO BOTHER YOU IF YOU'RE MY MUTUAL

[toastbutteregg]

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[sepulchretide]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS WHAT MODOK LOOKS LIKE IN THE NEW ANT MAN MOVIE

[finder-plus]

"They call you Ant-Man...? Like an exterminator? Sorry, but I don't have any picnic problems. I actually think it's kinda fun to zap little...bugs that annoy me..."

[gunsandfireandshit]

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

tinder link in bio.

[swoopyswish]

the replies:

[newtgeiszler]

*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?

[funnelcloudd]

[probably-crazy-writer]

I’m sobbing

[weaver-z]

Sorry I had to reblog this again because I found the article and I don’t think I’ve ever read something that screams “I grew up in the most privileged liberal cities in America” as this

[straight-edge-hippy]

[txttletale]

it's so funny that john darnielle wrote like The iconic Divorce Song and he's never even been divorced., its like if johnny cash had never been hurt. or if katy perry never felt like a plastic bag. or like if neutral milk hotel never. uh. [googling] um. hm. you know i personally wouldnt have made an album abotu that i think

[txttletale]

i have a confession to make. i know that johnny cash didnt write hurt. i knew this all along. however i said that he did because i knew that it would piss opeople off in the nhotes. i t was a willy wonka style test of character that i did, because i am a sicko. every time someone tagged this asd 'hey op you know johnny cash didnt write hurt', i cakled malevolently in my darkened lair. this is my design

[berrystumpytail]

She let me hit it cause she thinks I’m a reincarnation of her lover from a past life

[scoobyganggifs]

be cool scooby doo!: some fred time (2017)

[biwarlockofglitter]

I heard recently that you can tell a lot about a person by the first movie they know Tim Curry from and I literally can’t stop thinking about it.

so say in the tags what’s the first movie you know Tim Curry from. Mines muppets treasure island

[manforsale]

You be slangin it? sunday

[slab-o-meat]

[mysharona1987]

Meanwhile in France:

[punk-faerie]

"too lazy to fight" is a violently biased interpretation. workers in the u.s. have to contend with strike breaking tactics that are illegal in many countries: militarized police itching to beat and kill people, immediate loss of healthcare upon loss of job, intentionally cruel and tiring conditions at work to ensure people are too tired to commit to protesting, etc. I personally worked somewhere that fired EVERY EMPLOYEE because we banded together to negotiate for lunch breaks and and sick days. Not even paid sick days- just the ability to go home if we were sick.

[trepanic]

current mood: scully clutching a jumbo bucket of fried chicken, horrified and surrounded by human remains

[lobster-lover]

little quick thing. i know how to wield a pen and paper sometimes

[evilscheme]

currently addicted to r/TVTooHigh

[seabassapologist]

[adamsmasher]