cookie fuensykes

BLOG TITLE'S A JOKE im normal i swear | cookie/lapis | they/them | adult but i try not to post suggestive things often | lunarian lesbian | enjoyer of emo band men and various other shenanigans | carrd: https://chococookiez.carrd.co/

[chococookiez]

This blog gets passed around like a blunt sometimes forgive me if i act weird on here <3

(now playing - song obsession)

hi my names cookie, local feral asshole who reblog sprees very often, be warned. i also shitpost and artpost sometimes, but im mostly posting bands i love + frouse + clooless + goons, transformers, nso, ultrakill and grace (kinda) currently! for more info about me check my carrd (though it's a little outdated and i can't be asked to make a new one...)

> @sandpitturtlescove - system blog

> @rejectionandsacrilege - grace au blog

sticking this post to my pinned cause its my legacy now apparently

(blinkie by @/pixellatedowl)

tags list under the cut :33 theyre all featured tags but this explains them

#and today on cookie's ramblings - textposts that are usually rambles

#cookie jams - ramblings except specifically about certain songs

#cookie's trash bin - art posts

#nightly ptv posting - something i did for a while cause i was unreasonably excited to see them live

#cookie's erisol posting, #vicposting, #oliposting + others in the featured tags - reblog spree tags that are self explanatory, i don't actually use these anymore <3 you Will see my spam (but a good chunk of my reblogs still have these tags)

#chat can i reblog this - things im unsure about reblogging here but i do anyway, usually suggestive

[neverniko101]

Love it when video games are just

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[filmphotofranz]

[kaban-bang]

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[sadgi]

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

[sadgi]

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

[sadgi]

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

[talkwithtatsu]

too good for tags

[headspace-hotel]

This mnemonic has a permanent place in my life.

Every time in yoga class when my instructor would say "now get into a prone position" I would think "ah yes on your pronis"

[mothspits]

even in the daylight

[hotvampireadjacent]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[squonkcity]

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[squonkcity]

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

[yuriiichka]

I don't know how to draw transformers. also I don't know how to draw cats!

so, what am I going to draw?

combo! catformers. and... and Swerve. :3

btw drew kitty doublewaves for my friend !!

I had a few more sketches of catformers, but I want to finish them a little later. and I want to start drawing transformers more often . . .

[yuriiichka]

I don't know how to draw transformers. also I don't know how to draw cats!

so, what am I going to draw?

combo! catformers. and... and Swerve. :3

btw drew kitty doublewaves for my friend !!

I had a few more sketches of catformers, but I want to finish them a little later. and I want to start drawing transformers more often . . .

[spookysauru5]

found some weird critter at the jungle gym

[letsmakepoppunkgreatagain]

Bring Me The Horizon - Drown

[decompose1]

neovaginas can get wet naturally

a neophallus can get erect with an implant (this will either be a bendable rod or a device that inflates with saline at the press of a button, usually in the testicles)

both can feel sexual pleasure and experience orgasm

most neovaginas will be able to tolerate larger insertions with enough dilating/training

the nerves in neophalluses take a while to regrow but it is incredibly rare to experience no sexual nerve growth

both can look and feel "normal" if that's what you want, just take good care of your scars and look at your surgeons' results portfolio (and don't be afraid to be picky! its your genitals, you get to decide!)

in fact it's possible for many people to stealth and for their sexual partners to never know. even for phallo, some people with natal penises have erectile implants too, ED is common. neocaginas are often indistinguishable from natal vaginas

many surgeons are starting to offer preservation options for patients who want a more mixed look/don't want to lose what they have

YOU HAVE OPTIONS! demystify bottom surgery

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.