Crazy crazy crazy in your face.

Jo

[itsaubreylmfao]

my dad always tells me that when he’s with people bragging about their kids’ accomplishments and such he goes “yeah but are they like ....cool?” and the parents always give him a confused look and he goes “are they cool? my kids are so cool. i love hanging out with them.” and it always throws people off and i think that’s so funny and sweet like i may be a fucking idiot with just about zero accomplishments but at least my dad thinks i’m cool

[guooey]

spreading cruel gossip with mama

[wifemoji]

white ppl with small dogs will go places u never thought possible

[wifemoji]

this was about a dog i saw inside mcdonalds but ur right . ur so right.

[eggsaladstain]

this is truly the funniest timeline

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

i hate looking at the thermometer and seeing some fuckass number like 2

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

come the fuck on

[o-lei-o-lai-o-lord]

Either people need to learn how to tell the difference between an “I’m sorry” that takes direct responsibility and an “I’m sorry” that signifies sympathy, or I’m gonna start responding to unfortunate information with a solemn nod and a “Sympies,” because I am tired of receiving a “Why? It wasn’t your fault” every time I try to vocalize compassion.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

I'm forwarding all of you my next therapy bill.

[blackvelvetofnight]

love when creatures sniff your hand and are like. ah understood

[moveslikekeithrichards]

me when i spend a long time drawing something that really does not look good at all and is honestly too ugly to want to share with anybody but i still recognize that it was worth the time and effort because i still gained practice and experience from it that will contribute toward improving my skills

[ID: a doodle of a person slumped over a drawing of a flower, giving a thumbs up with big wet eyes and a pained expression.]

[hollowboobtheory]

fiber crafts is like oh you think you know how to count? think again. also count again.

[catchymemes]

[howlerbat]

you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

[ntrider]

I love saying "cute..." about stuff. because a lot of stuff is cute...

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[what-even-is-thiss]

The most sure sign that someone doesn’t know much about poetry is when they insist that poetry has to rhyme.

And the most sure sign that someone is a little too pretentious about poetry is when they say that they hate rhyming poetry.

[tigeristired]

i think 'I trust you with my life but not your own' as a trope is one of the ones that can always fuck me up no matter what

[retrogamingblog2]

[bokettochild]

I will never get over how much I love this comic