Great Scott's Iron Blog

The Fighting Light Fixture

[swordbymyside]

[julia1x5-deactivated20250903]

I refuse to let this be lost in the tags

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[azrakon]

[the-grand-author-ne]

[remy-labelle-purple]

[sixft]

wikipedia is good

[window-panel]

[animentality]

[jollyfurydragonballer]

[wanderinghalo27]

Shout out to one of the funniest sports graphics I've ever seen

[conman167936]

Guillermo Del Toro is the only director who would shoot Gepetto making Pinocchio as if it were Dr. Frankenstein creating the monster.

And then shoot Dr. Frankenstein creating the monster as if it were Gepetto making Pinocchio.

[cherryjennn]

Even more devastating, the scene where pinocchio was made was very violent in looks and almost angry but gepetto grew to love his creation like a son but the scene of making the creature was loving and attentive but victor grew to hate his creation .

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[ymawgat]

your car: *bounces back and forth, defeated, its hood swinging by a mere thread*

my car: *triumphantly leaps six feet in the air, spraying hubcaps in victorious fervor*

[mousenemy]

What?

[chromatic-king]

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[the-semicolonoscopy]

Biblically accurate bisexual

[trekkele]

“bruce cant understand why clark with the powers of a god would live like a human” no you’re thinking of lex luthor i think

[trekkele]

Bruce’s actual thought process:

1. Oh he has all the powers, wow

2. I mean yeah, if i had all those powers i would be doing the same thing, and im clearly the worst most selfish least disciplined person in the world so like, obviously someone like Kal-El would use his powers to help

2.5 clearly this is an expression of his grief and atonement at not being able to save his planet

3. It is weird that he chose Earth to help, i wonder how he picked a refugee planet is it based on looks? How similar our physiology is?

4. Would it be akward to ask if he has anatomical diagrams i want to know if his heart is near his liver

5. Spock <3

6. All those powers and fighting people with mind control abilities i should figure out how to stop him in emergencies it must be stressful for him

7. Did his planetary government choose earth and he’s the only one who made it? Is he the only one public? No probably not but i could check meteor patterns for the last five years anyways

[trekkele]

8. Lex needs to stop, this is embarrassing, i poached his entire medical r&d team THREE times last quarter and he barely noticed. Get a body pillow like a normal person.

[teaboot]

I was debating pre- and post- smartphone existentialism with an older gentleman today and he stopped part way through and said “Why are you a security guard? Why aren’t you teaching this at some college somewhere?” And I didn’t know what to say so I went with “Well I used to make art but nobody pays an artist”

[teaboot]

I want to invoke thought and wonder and introspection and encourage the passions of every soul I meet forever and ever and dig until I find the glorious potential for creation and experience and joy in every single one but unfortunately I must pay rent and so I stand, a meat shield, an NPC with unlockable dialogue

[oojamaflip-whatchamacallit]

#capitalism brain tells you that anyone interesting must fight to the top of their interest#and precludes the possibility of everyone everyone everyone already being interesting

[demilypyro]

Persona and Danganronpa are honestly exactly the same and anyone who denies it is ashamed of themselves because they like one and hate the other

[demilypyro]

Mystery dating sim visual novel

Game is structured using a calendar system where you try to make use of the precious free time you have in between Plot Events to progress character relationships. Doing everything in one playthrough is practically or literally impossible

Progressing the character relationships makes you more powerful in the gameplay sections

Cast of teenagers with deep-seated psychological issues that are utilized for drama or comic relief depending on the scene

Main protagonist is almost always male. One time we had a girl but it came with big asterisks

Whatever Naoto and Chihiro have going on

Misogyny

Cringe

That bear that I hate

[nortism]

Rules of the Les Misérables magic system (as far as I can figure out):

As long as there is still suffering to be had, Jean Valjean cannot die

Jean Valjean has super strength which cannot be depleted by age or his poor ability to look after himself (up to a point)

Once a person has met Cosette, lack of proximity to her will slowly drain their life force

The dead benevolently haunt those they loved while alive (ily ghost!Fantine)

Javert has an incredible ability to recognise potential criminals (read people from lower social classes)

Eponine has the ability to blend into the background but cannot turn this power off

The only one immune to this power is Javert which isn’t very helpful

[dragongirlsweetie]

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

[blazeofbones]

Happy Pride Month to my bisexual King Aka Leonard Mccoy