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If they really want us to have fun, make a lot of bonus questions
Just thought that the song "Exile" by taylor swift fits Dowun and Hong Lyon's relationship really well.
i need some victory today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some days you just need a velociraptor on your side.
“It might be nice, it might be nice,
To have a velociraptor on your side”
I’m ready
VOTE. Bring us home, Victory Raptor.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys
2 million people aren’t wrong
Zeroni sounds like a fancy kind of pasta :’) im so sorry
Ooc/ I love this book and movie so much oh my god
This post was liked when it appeared on my dash, so I know I’ve reblogged, but I’m not about to mess with her!
Also, these poor youths who have no idea 😭
Sorry for being superstitious but hey, this is 2020.
It’s 2020, I’m not risking it
Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight
GUYS A MIRACLE HAPPENED OMG
THREE MIRACLES HAPPENED ?????
A MIRACLE HAPPENED FOR ME TOP. IM HOPING FOR MORE.
Reblogging for a miracle
Please and thank you
Good vibes and positivity please hit me in the face
Flustered
*I say we need more fluff so here you go
Norman X Emma
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The world was bright and dazzling from the place he stood. It’s lights glowing from afar as choruses of laughter bounced off the walls of the hideout.
Norman stood still on of the top of the staircase, the veranda on his right offering a lonely view of the world he lost.
No, what was
Stolen from him.
The details of his plan swivelled inside his head as 2 sides battled it out in his consciousness. Freedom was his goal, but at what cost?
Genocide
A familiar suffocating weight dropped in his stomach as panic wheld up inside making him hold onto the wooden pillar tightly for support as his vision dimmed into the darkness.
“Norman?”, A small voice asked, concerned and he felt his spine go rigid, cursing himself for that moment of weakness but as he lifted his eyes off the floor, he felt himself relax slightly.
“Emma” He smiled as he let his guard drop in front of his personal perception of the sun.
Emma shuffled slightly from her spot on the stairs as she she studied him closely, her green eyes caring and steadfast.
“Vincent told me where to find you” Emma mumbled quietly as she joined him in his spot on the veranda, “Pretty quiet here, don’t you think?” She observed as she stared at the glimmering lights in front of her.
“It lets me think” He offered shyly which made him frown slightly at the way his heartbeat quickened when she gave him attention.
All this power and it only took a glance from her to set his composure ablaze.
A chuckle interrupted his thoughts as she leaned further into the veranda, “You always liked thinking” she laughed, a bitter smile spread against her lips. “Both you and Ray have that self-sacrificing tendencies that it scares me sometimes–” She stopped and her attention turned back to him; her eyes sharp as concern and unease mixed into one.
“You can rely on me yknow”
A silver of panic grew in his chest and he had physically restrain himself from running away from Emma.
Her words where too close to his doubts
She was standing too close
The anxiety he kept hidden where close to bursting
And he was so close to losing control.
The Emma in front of him is familiar but isn’t. She has the same bright glow as when they were children but her eyes is jaded and wary.
It scares him how willing he is to sell his soul to the devil if it bought him her love.
“You should learn how to think about yourself”
A frigid air breezed past them and Emma shuddered at the cold but Norman said nothing as her words hanged in the air.
Suddenly, Norman leaned into her; his face close as his breath tickled her face yet his eyes never left her lips.
“So you’re saying” he drawled lowly as he bent down, “I can be selfish?”
A burn of guilt ran through him but he couldn’t find it in himself to pull away.
A few seconds passes as the silence weighed heavily in the air. Norman flicked his eyes to meet her own; the confused expression on her face a clear enough rejection that it had him drawing back as of burned.
“Sorry-” The blue eyed teen muttered as he ran a hand through his hair, a false smile plastered on his face as he waved his hand around like a scolded child.
“I was only teasing–”
Without warning, he felt his elbow pulled from underneath him as he found himself bent down against the red head in front of him with something warm and soft puckered against his cheek.
That was the only clear moment where his brain refused to function properly as his head short circuited because before he could react Emma jumped back like a scared bunny; her face burning as bright as her hair.
“Sometimes, it’s alright to be selfish, Idiot!” She yelled out haughtily as she tried to hold on to her composure before failing miserably; her face the same old red and awkward as when they were children.
He would found it incredibly endearing if he wasn’t so worried he’ll have a heart attack any second now.
Emma fidgeted for a couple more seconds as excuses raced around her head, she stilled for a bit before she flashed him another one of her blinding smiles before proceeding to race down the stairs like her life depended on it, clearly still mortified about what she just did.
“ByeNormanIGottaHelpRayFinishDinner-Sorry” She practically screamed as she disappeared from view, leaving a rather flustered teen in her place.
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Then Norman had to stay in bed cause he had a fever
Hahahahahaha
#LetThemBe14
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So im gonna go ahead and crown Taichi the king of the "Second male lead syndrome" okay??
how are people this stupid i’m speechless
let me get this straight. this is a PANDEMIC (as officially declared by the World Health Organization), and it’s not “just like the normal flu”, let me tell you why:
it’s HIGHLY contagious, as a matter of fact it’s more than two times more contagious than the flu;
its incubation period is 14 days, which means you could be already infected and only start to show symptoms in two weeks which, in turn, means that you have two full weeks time to infect everyone you come in contact with;
we don’t have a vaccine or specific treatment yet;
it is potentially mortal for older people, people with pre-existing conditions, and immunocompromised people BUT it’s also very dangerous for everyone else too–a lot of younger people have died;
it attacks the lungs, which means a lot of patients will need respiratory aid, which means hospitals get full really fast and if there’s a shortage of machineries (which, there is), doctors might even have to choose to save a patient over another;
that 2% fatality rate is not confirmed, it was an initial hypothesis. if you look at the numbers of Italy the percentage is much higher. as of right now the number of infected in Italy is 12462, the number of victims is 827: now i’m no mathematician, but i’m pretty sure that’s more like 6,6%; (while i’m on the subject, you may want to double check how your country is counting victims: a lot of countries are only counting people who died OF coronavirus, while the more accurate way of counting would be to consider those who died WITH coronavirus);
a lot of countries aren’t even testing properly yet, which means the numbers are highly debatable.
we all initially underestimated the situation here in Italy and now look at us. we’re all stuck at home–we can’t leave unless strictly necessary. no school, no uni, no cinema, no theatre, no weddings, no funerals. we’re queuing to enter supermarkets and pharmacies. our hospitals are full and our doctors are exhausted. we’re all doing this not because we’re overly dramatic or something, we’re doing this because it’s the only way to prevent the virus from spreading (as the news from Wuhan show) and therefore to safeguard everyone and keep the hospitals going.
this is not a joke and, most importantly, this is not just about YOU. you may not care whether you live or die, as the tweet states, but you SHOULD care whether you jeopardize other people’s health with your careless behavior. don’t be fucking idiots and travel just because it’s cheap and because yolo. stop for a second and THINK
Medical professional here right on the front ass line of this shit, here to correct some inaccuracies on this fear mongering because y’all are doing my god damn head in.
COVID-19, specifically the new coronavirus responsible for this mass panic, is equally as contagious as influenza, in that it’s transmitted by droplet and fomites, meaning the SAME precautions are required for both [x]
The word you’re looking for is ‘fatal’, not ‘mortal’.
Influenza is contagious within the first few days of an individual becoming sick, however can be transmittable up to 7-10 days afterwards. This means Influenza can spread faster than COVID-19 [x]
The prevention for both diseases is the same: cough etiquette, good hand hygiene and containment if unwell. The treatment is the same: rest, symptomatic management, and supportive measures in the case of severe disease.
Death toll: the overall mortality rate for COVID-19 is 3.4% [x]. As of posting, it’s March 12, so that number is likely to change with each day that the situation evolves. It’s likely we will see the number decrease as the virus spreads and the ratio of recovered people to people who have died evolves. This number is highly changeable and it’s impossible to provide an accurate reflection of it given the rapidly changing nature of the knowledge we have.
Of these deaths, 14% have been people over the age of 80 (reflecting comorbidities such as lung or heart disease), as opposed to 0.4 of 40-50′s and 0.2% in people aged 10-39. So no, not ‘a lot of young people have died’. [x] Only one known case of someone under the age of 19 has died in China [x].
By comparison, this flu season, 136 paediatric patients have died with influenza associated pneumonia in the USA alone [x]. Influenza is far less discriminatory in who it infects and who is susceptible to severe illness, with several. strains targeting young, healthy and otherwise fit individuals in particular.
Doctors never choose to save one life over another. If they do, they should not be a doctor, and you have a lawsuit on your hands. If a hospital is overwhelmed with equipment shortages, they will find a way to treat the patient anyway. My hospital for example has the capacity to look after up to five patients requiring intubation (a machine doing the breathing for you). In the case where we have had people needing ICU and our ICU is full (which has happened the last few flu seasons), we have treated the patient anyway in the ER and then transferred the patient to a hospital capable of continuing their care. I’m so gobsmacked that you’d even make a remark like this that I’m honestly wondering whether or not i should be offended.
As of march 10, over 66 thousand people have recovered from the disease. That is more than half of those infected.
I understand being afraid and uncertain because this is a new virus and the response to it is unlike anything we’ve ever seen before with other pandemics (Hello SARS, hello MERS, hello Swine Flu, hello HIV/AIDS! A few notable mentions since the 00′s). But for everyone using this website, the OP of the tweet posted is right: you probably won’t die from it. At most, you’ll feel like you’ve had the worst cold of your entire life and be stuck in bed for a few days.
Take precautions! Wash your hands! Isolate yourself for 14 days if you’ve been in contact with someone who has the virus.
But please stop spreading misinformation about the virus because it is doing NO one any favours and it is only contributing to irrational fear that is putting MORE burden on health systems that are already struggling enough.
Sincerely, your local exhausted Emergency RN.
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
Short comic, while I work on something bigger on the side. It is nevertheless a very important topic. A lot of seabirds die because they eat plastic. They feed their chicks with the waste. It’s really tragic.
Call me crazy but don't you guys think Agatha and Japeth kinda look good together??
Nope? Just me?
How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer
Reblog to literally save a life
whish they told us this in school, all they did was say “feel for lumps, you will know when you feel it”
HONESTLY IM SALTY RN
They decided to throw a way a chance for a great redemption arc for the sake of building up the angst.
My queen deserved better than this.
I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:
If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count
I can’t tell if this is a shitpost or actual advice. But I do know geese are the fucking worst.
Actual advice! Just yeet a goose
Yeet the geese
I’ve been reading the replies to this so here’s an update!
DO NOT KICK A GOOSE. Geese are very important for nature as they maintain insect populations and they help pick weeds that try to kill useful plants! Geese are good, they’re just grumpy. Never kick one because you could fatally injure them. They do not have the bone structure to survive a strong kick.
I had to deal with this a lot because my family bred geese. Geese are not happy about their eggs being taken so after you take one, they remember for their whole lives. We had a farm, we did what we had to do in order to survive. We loved our geese and our geese loved us, just not when we were taking their babies.
Do not kill Geese just because they’re mean. Please
Yes you could crawl towards them, but that only works if it’s one goose. If it’s more than one attacking you, you can yeet them as they get close.
This post was about white geese, which is what we bred, but you can do this for Canadian geese too! Because attacking a Canadian goose can get you a fine and even jail time, this is a much nicer approach to being attacked by a goose.
Also for some reason a lot of replies are saying this can break a goose’s neck???? It can’t??? Don’t spread lies. Geese are built to be picked up by the neck and they have tons of muscles in their necks to support being thrown. This is how they fight each other. It doesn’t hurt them. Just stuns them.
DO NOT DO THIS TO SWANS!!!!!!! SWANS ARE EVIL IF YOU ARE BEING ATTACKED BY A SWAN JUST ACCEPT YOUR DEATH. THEY WILL NOT BE STUNNED. THEY WILL NOT FORGET. THEY WILL FOLLOW YOU HOME AND MURDER YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. SWANS ARE DEMONS
Didn’t know the untitled goose game has a new feature
Honestly, I'm curious about the whole swan bit. I thought they were chill.
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And then I find out the fanfic hasn’t updated for over a year.
WE CAN ALL RELATE TO THIS POST
Yep lol
This happened to me where it wasn’t updated for a year, I left a comment anyway.
It was updated the next week.
Comment and leave kudos. It does so much for a writers confidence.
This ^^
This is so true, I feel attacked
STAPHH
Urghhh