yknow like nya

she/her

[kittybroker]

How much for my beautiful daughter, Pierogi, and her demonic (affectionate) younger brother, Azaroth Devourer of Souls?

Pierogi and the Demon now hitting shelves for only $55.90 a set!

[sharkgirldick]

Boob job from a girl with big naturals...?

[juniepops]

[bloodclotbitch]

[telumendils]

[t00thpasteface]

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

[sgwrk]

hello sylvix nation

[cutecipher]

"yup let me just assemble my sandwich on the ground and eat it let me eat my dirty sandwich with dirt on it from the ground before my dog eats my ground sandwich"

[cutecipher]

#dirtworld

[cutecipher]

oh well if its only 10%

[diasdelfuego]

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

[my-tardis-sense-is-tingling]

[blixer-nial]

I have bed bug

[yellbug]

modesty

[psychotickenesis-deactivated202]

Seriously they release new animals every week what the hell is this

[iamoutofideas]

my 2 sons scunt and grout who I am trying to give up custody of

[teaboot]

COLUGOS MY BELOVEDS

I LOVE THIS PLANET SO MUCH

[chamomileharborseal]

colugos are amazing!! there are only two species of them and they’re found in southeast Asia. they may resemble bats, but they’re in their own order (Dermoptera) and their closest relatives are primates!

they’re also sometimes referred to as flying lemurs which is funny because they neither fly nor are lemurs :) they ARE able to glide though, and they eat fruit, leaves, and flowers. their incisors are super cool and have grooves that help them feed and also groom themselves!!! they are so interesting and amazing and more people need to know about them!!!!!!!!

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[asweetprologue]

this is so devastating. laois should have just shot him with a gun

[myszkaa]

Thought tumblr would like to see it here

[orphetoon]

when there’s historical romance written abt ur friends

[lindriart]

[metfell]

i think that harry styles dies really frequently to like putting forks in outlets n shit, and they gotta use a factory to make more harries. but one day one of the fucked up defective harries escaped and they couldnt catch him in time before he became famous and so they just had to let him do this thing. and thats timothee chalamet