What?

I made this for Pim I don’t really know what to put here

[chompler]

This is my pinned post until I make one that doesn’t suck

Hi my name is Charlie this is my kin blog I’m 26 and my husband is @irlpim i also kin other shit but that’s not what you’re here for so extrapolate on the others based on my posts

I post about dumb stuff and say things like sex and fuck so no under 18s please thanks

Send me asks I’ll answer it no matter what maybe

Only DNI is if you’re annoying and can’t read without extrapolating more than surface level meaning from text that’s it

Also send me asks about fat stuff that’s awesome too

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[theonceandfuturetwink]

[demonius-darkblade]

[sleepyjump]

there's this guy who works at the convenience store next to my job and every time i come in he tries to upsell me. i'll get a gatorade and he'll say "that's it...? isn't it snacktime?" i'll get a snack and he'll say "just that? don't you want more?"

one time i got a huge pile of stuff and he STILL said it and i said "dude, you would not be satisfied with all the riches of heaven!!" and he said "i don't even get a commission. i just love doing this."

and then i couldnt come in for a while and then i came in again today for just a charger. and i said "that's it today" with a smile. and he looked at me with a gleam in his eye and said "no it isn't. you'll be back later. you'll have to get thirsty eventually, won't you?" with this conniving smile that made me realize i WAS thirsty. i'm out of my depth here. help

[bonniebugsy]

OP I think that might be the Devil

[bedupolker]

It feels cool to be "in" on celebrity gossip before anyone else. I ran into Californian Condor V9 and looked her up on the condor lookup website. It says her current mate is dead and she has no kids but I saw her with a new man AND a juvenile.

[girlmostlikely]

Does anyone know what I’m supposed to be doing for the rest of my life can someone tell me pleaseeeeeee don’t say whatever I want. #notsure

[leolaroot]

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

[ivanoyva]

What. What. What. What.

[leolaroot]

im gonna pop some.tag

[acolytics]

never let it be said i dont treat my miis right

[lactating-deactivated20220703]

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

[werewolf-transgenderism]

on my slides for my class about Frankenstein today

[were--ralph]

[gaytanic-panic]

transition / restoration (source)

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

Shuffles past you in your stadium seating and you have to stand up to make room for me cause im fat and i smush up against you a little and apologize but I dont rly mean it because I hope every skinny person is made uncomfortable by my fatness being inconvenient in public and yes it is kind of a sex thing for me.

[passioninblue]

I MADE A GAL

He's a computer technician who wants so badly to be a rave DJ. Also he fixes computers by uploading himself into them like a repairman would a water heater or a garbage disposal

[bigi-bigotitos]

There was no Charlie side eye gif so I made it myself (cool background below)

[irlpim]

can eddie make that rabbit fat. It'd be cool if he did that I think

[pnglove]

[pleasefindsomeonetoadoptme]

SEVEN PEOPLE WATCH TV!!!!!!! I PROMISE I WILL MAKE AN INTRO SOON!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[redrabid]

[pleasefindsomeonetoadoptme]

Would you burn with green fire too?