MDZS from Jin Ling's perspective is just like
Go to Prove Myself At My Job (which was decided from birth because this is a xianxia)
My fuckass incest uncle makes fun of me for being motherless
Since when was fuckass incest uncle a good fighter??
Uncle-in-law decides to glue my lips shut
Get into an argument with my uncledad
Hear rumors about a haunted tomb in the woods
Be in the walls of said tomb and nearly die
Wake up to fuckass incest uncle leaning over me with my robes half off
Why the fuck am I finding dead cats now
Wind up in an actual ghost town
Why the fuck is this guy here again
Say we should be cautious about this guy who we wind up should have been cautious about
Holy shit incest uncle got some moves
Is this how making friends works
Why is incest uncle here AGAIN at a banquet he DEFINITELY SHOULD NOT BE AT
Ok whatever he might be a fuckass incest uncle but he's MY fuckass incest uncle. Piss off Jin Chan
Incest uncle's pretty cool actually
Fuckass incest uncle is actually the dude I was supposed to murder for killing my dad. Who is also my uncle
The uncledad who was telling me to murder demonic cultivators is not happy about that
Everyone is mad at me for stabbing the guy I was supposed to stab according to everyone ever including myself
Worst Family Reunion Ever Happens
Oh god is Hanguang-jun going to kill my uncledad (happens like 3 times)
Oh god is my uncle going to kill me
My uncle helped murder my dad by accident??
The dude who literally put his hand through my dad's chest saves me
My uncledad decides now is a good time to return to the philosophy of not hitting children
Yao-zhongzhu decides opening his mouth is a good idea
I have one relative left alive