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[dennys]

college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.

[s00nstuck023]

we’re finally unlocking the dennys admin’s backstory

[rainrebel-moved04012021]

the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk

[the-malevolent-platypus]

“Perry is strictly professional and also a platypus”

I love the fact that “professional” is the first reason and “platypus” is the second, because this is extremely plausible for Perry.

“Yeah no I can’t fuck I’m on duty”.

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

Did you know that…?

1.Doofenshmirtz isn’t evil anymore,allowing Perry to date him

2.Romance betweet animal/human isn’t frowned upon in the Dwampyverse

we even got humans falling in love with inanimate objects, albeit played for laughs

[micaxiii]

one of Doofenshmirtz’ dates ditched him for a whale

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

we are talking about a universe where this is canon

for god’s sake

[rainrebel-moved04012021]

Look, I’m not that knowledgeable about Phineas and Ferb lore (although I’m very glad that my post resonated with the Gay Scientists Dating Tired Platypuses fandom) but what, pray tell, the fuck is going on? am i having a stroke? im willing to accept the teacher falling in love with her desk because language teachers just are like that but is this nerd about to bang an ice cone?? hello?????

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

It’s the ice cream machine,and her name is Carla

[darkwingsnark]

Let us also pop bottles for the time Doofenshmirtz had to help his ex-thwarty call’s current nemesis become desirable for punching again. 

[writtenletterstotheworld]

I thought Perry was with the Panda?

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

That’s a funny history actually.Peter the Panda is also dating his respective nemesis,he even got to met his parents

‘‘our boy is all grown up’‘ ‘‘why is he a panda bear’‘

had me crying

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

I think there was a scene where Peter and Perry were having dinner together at a fancy restaurant. But that was before Doofenshmirtz stopped being evil.

[journal-three]

what the fuck is going on in Phineas and Ferb

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

@deenalloh you have to watch milo murphy’s law season 2 to know what’s going on with Doofenshmirtz life.He stopped being evil to commit to his future self: ‘’Professor Time’’ inventor of time-travel and a public figure.

and he is trying to be a good guy now

also there’s 2 more time lines where he ends up good

1.Science teacher

2. O.W.C.A agent (The OWCA Files)

this universe is big and vast and doesn’t end at Phineas and Ferb

[whatamidoingqueer]

Okay but saying that just because some people in that universe are in love with animals/inanimate objects doesn’t mean it’s normal.

I mean, in our universe, someone wanted to marry the Eiffel Tower.

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

yeah..but you see..there’s this wonderful thing in cartoons that real life doesn’t have and its animals being actual sentient/anthropomorphic. So,you can’t compare our life with a cartoon ship in this case

[looney-mooney]

Also Perry is arguably one of the smartest characters on both shows when it comes to deductive reasoning, common sense, and social intelligence. He could tell just by looking at a room exactly what happened there a few hours ago. He can problem-solve on the fly, and does so very often. He has basic engineering skills (or at least, “basic” for this universe, which is kinda masterful for our universe), and can communicate complex thoughts to others despite being physically incapable of speaking English (he even knows ASL!) To claim that Perry the Platypus is incapable of providing consent simply because he isn’t human is a disservice to his character. And honestly, if we’re going by the anthropological definition of “human” (bipedal, opposable thumbs, ability to communicate complex thought), then he is by all means “human.” He’s just… A Human Platypus. …?

[rainrebel-moved04012021]

What the fuck became of my post

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

[romansleftshoulderpad]

Also Doof is legally an Ocelot

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

Logan that only raises more questions on an already strange post

[romansleftshoulderpad]

It’s canon. In the OWCA Files. Him legally being an ocelot is what allows him to be an agent.

[hoardofhyperfixations]

What the FUCK

[i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing-de]

Yeah, in one part of his long, tragic backstory, he was abandon and raised by ocelots

[ironwoman359]

I was wondering when someone was gonna bring up the ocelot thing

[vivaciousarcanist]

[aaliyahbreaux]

god I’m so glad transgender women dont need anyone’s permission to be women!

[phrogwithablog]

You’re right! No one asked biological women how we felt! They just took what they wanted without any concern for our rights!

[aaliyahbreaux]

yep! and you can die mad about it bitch!

[daughter-of-scheherazade]

Everyone, please gather around and observe the quintessential typical male violent behavior in action. You can tell by the causal misogyny HE used that HE is accustomed to speaking about women this way.

[aaliyahbreaux]

lol u a bitch too

[cakeexplosion]

[mermaidtwink-deactivated2020071]

Hey everyone! I’m excited to announce that I have finally finished and self published my book which I have been working on for eight years. I also did the artwork for the cover! I’ve been working on this story since I was 16. I spent so many classes writing in notebooks and so many nights up just writing in my bedroom. I created an entire world and so many characters with such intense backgrounds. It took forever!

The book is a fantasy novel, similar to The Chronicles of Narnia and Harry Potter.

“The Legend of the Crystal Sword” follows the story of a young boy who is orphaned by his father. After he dies, his father leaves him with an unfinished painting of a butterfly. One night, the painting comes to life and opens a door in Alex’s room that wasn’t there before. Inside, Alex finds a beautiful kingdom made of alabaster and gold. He awakens a beautiful queen, Vanessa Aldora, but another more terrifying evil awakens. He must rise up to the challenge, as is prophesied, and defeat the evil queen that threatens the very world he has come to love. Please check it out! If you don’t want to buy it, please at least reblog it. I’m hoping this book will help me pay for college. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07TRVJFPZ/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?keywords=andy+lockheart&qid=1561933388&s=gateway&sr=8-1

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

[hayley566]

You dare challenge a God?

PITIFUL MORTALS

[davidurbanke]

[menxisan]

[chichiai]

I feel this on a molecular level

[sitta-pusilla]

[pomeranian2]

[accidental-muse]

i’m losing my absolute shit at the Elmo in the background.

[yougotagreatdickman]

I have yet to have a first date that didn’t end in sex. Social media - ain’t it grand?

[gahdamnpunk]

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

This post had everything

[llesbianfarmer]

straight people will never understand how therapeutic it is to hear the words “her girlfriend” or “his boyfriend” or how I ascend to heaven when I hear “her wife” and “his husband”

[queerbookdragon]

Female customer: “I don’t have a rewards card but my partner might.”

Me, ears perking up: “Great! Can I have their name?”

Customer: “It’s Stephanie ____”

Me: stupidly wide smile and faint twinkle in eyes because holy crap I’m not alone

[kendrysaneela]

These two women came up to my register with their twins and they called each other honey and their kids called them both Mom and my soul ascended to the heavens i was so happy

[overlyactivepingpongball]

When I worked as a contractor I knocked on a heavily pregnant woman’s door and she said she’d “have to talk to the missus” in a heeeeavy outback accent and I actually forgot how to speak for a second and had to explain that I’m not homophobic I’m just super gay and hearing her say that launched my souls directly to nirvana

[oculianthracina]

My soul when I see Queer people visibly and openly living their best Queer lives:

[saiasus]

[thethingsifindfunny]

I think I just wet the bed from laughing

[weloveshortvideos]

[jathis]

I love how happy the puppy is as the kitten comes to visit

[helvetillinen-helluntai]

Delete this website and only leave this behind

[whitmerule]

This would be so much easier if you’d stop trying to kiss me and just let me HOP DOWN, Fred.

[ts1989fanatic]

This is so cute

[powerfulwizard]

women talk about how if they aren’t considered attractive, their entire value as a person is taken away, and white men are like oh we experience this too because hot girls with huge tits won’t date me but they don’t fucking realize we aren’t just talking about our dating lives we are talking about our entire value as a person being taken away, not just people not wanting to date us.

[powerfulwizard]

also a lot of white cis men are considered unattractive for their misogyny, bad hygiene, lack of hobbies, complete lack of charisma, lack of any suaveness, and lack of any fashion sense and not like, their brow shape or their jaw or their hips or the size of their chest or their height or how hairy they are or their shoulder width, or the size of their nose, like most of the things that make them unattractive are things that are mostly in their control and not things they are inherently born with

[wonderlace19]

Can you try not to be a complete sexist asshole for a minute? Men experience body issues too. Have you not seen a comic book movie where the main dude is constantly flexing to show off their 8 packs or some shit like that?

[powerfulwizard]

But who is designing those beefy muscle men characters?

[incidentalcomics]

How to Finish

I drew this poster for Jon Acuff and his FINISH book tour. Big thanks to Jon for this collaboration, his book has some great ideas about how to complete creative and life goals.

[dedalvs]

Love this, but reblogging it specifically for “Get rid of secret rules.” That’s one of the most amazing illustrations—and points—I’ve ever seen.

[apricot-studies]

so important especially for perfectionists who procrastinate and never finish, or even start because they set such high standards for themselves.

[oak23]

Gratitude - Tidying Up With Marie Kondo (2019)

[leadles]

Holy shit this may actually work