Yeah

Chris-He/They-16

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Hans.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

[skadiyoko]

This post is scandalous.

[malevolentpooka-deactivated2015]

reblogging because hans cant. 

[comeinwiththarain-blog]

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.

[kintrafim-blog]

I couldn’t not reblog…

[jennareneecooper]

3,531,544 non-Han’s

[swanqueenandrizzles]

[anirtak420]

Oh hans, if only you could reblog this.

[ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew]

3,697,721 non Han’s

[few-function-8059]

im not hans

[indigoatari]

by process of elimination we will find every Hans on this site

[flamingfoxninja]

Why the fuck are there 10 million people on this site??

[ikebanaka]

Where are you Hans

We’ll find you Hans

[basilpasil]

Come out, come out wherever you are Hans…

[twizzl-r]

hans can’t run forever.

[thekinderwizard-deactivated2025]

Tumblr will find you, hans. There’s no escape.

[chocolatepancakes]

Hans will be found and eliminated

[gameside-deactivated20220622]

One by one they will f a l l

[ask-melody-genocide]

✨✨✨✨✨✨

[grauntiemotersblog]

Nuh, not me

[chrissuckslol]

Haha imagine being named Hans

[stoneenjoyer]

hi chris how are you

[chrissuckslol]

Im good lol

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[fangcore]

i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad

[chimera-off-the-string]

This this fucking terrible thing just killed me

I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.

They are scared of me i think

[theaxonthatsaltered]

HAHWHWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHESUAIJ

[psych0mantic]

this needs to be on yalls dash

[astrangeghost]

Adding some of my own this time <3 compiled from when I first saw this post

Wine and don’t say you’re gonna dine on someone else’s body

The ninja turtle

Oobleck

Last time/First hospital visit

Regret of the mambo

Girl had herself to blame

Man with a plan

[chrissuckslol]

Anything can be a Dildo if you're brave enough.

[stoneenjoyer]

Chris turn off my notifications /j

[chrissuckslol]

No 🖤

[chocolatepancakes]

in the vein of a previous ask, it'd be funny to see rasazy getting ready to sneeze while the other Nothing Worldians panic and build a bomb shelter

[chrissuckslol]

True

[stoneenjoyer]

MY FRIENDS ARE BULLYING ME SO HARD RN

[chrissuckslol]

Your beloved

[whatthevoid]

life sucks and then you get stabbed a bunch and turned into a rock monster

[stoneenjoyer]

@chrissuckslol this you lol

[chrissuckslol]

The arts fire af but fuck you @darkiiu-w-u .

[your-pal-crow]

Made by me

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

2j3ytwbwfvwfh3tj3y

Aesthetic the Unstoppable

[wrathful-banette]

JSJSJSUSSHSJAHJSSHJXUSHSNSJSSNJ

Aesthetic Jester

[stoneenjoyer]

HSHSHSHSHSHHSDHHSHS

Powerful the Musical!

[chrissuckslol]

Xnxjsjjsjsjsjsjjs

Piss the musical! ✌😗

[chris-sucks-lol]

Pissing my pants. There is waaay to many people i shift as. About like...20-21 and most of them are fnf, i may have a problem :|

[stoneenjoyer]

I literally kin a mongoose how do you think I feel

[chris-sucks-lol]

Ight. A tiny dumbass thats related to a rat and hatsune miku. A fucking demon that eats people on a regular basis(who is also a father). A little twink bitch that has a period stain constantly harassing him. A dinosaur thats 20 years old but acts like a dumb child. A emo furry bitch thats constantly being mean and horny at all time. (btw hi tank <3) A bomb that hates absolutely everyone. A scarecrow that constantly tries to kidnap kids and become their father. A zombie clown that acts like a baby but could literally snap at anytime. A gay ass smoker that wont stop talking about his husbands fat fucking man titties. A demon child that would honestly crucify most of the people im mentioning and will not stop talking about her adoptive father thats addicted to LED cigarettes and shouldn't even be alive but somehow is because of his two adopted demon kids. Another demon child thats honestly not to bad. (Appreciate you Rasazy) A ink monster child and his puppet that probably wants to strangle you. A fucking cookie that wont stop crying. Bob. A fucking skater kid that wont stop saying "radical" every 3 mins. A MILF thats constantly very anxious and flirts with the fucking demon. A dude with an invisible body and a goat/ram skull that wont stop talking about the tiny dumbasses ex and a screen demon. And then KOU, Sayu, Carol and Sunday because they are the most "normal".

[stoneenjoyer]

y’know what no i’m gonna describe my kins badly too bc it looks fun honestly

A small trans child who is obsessed with Halloween, followed by his friend/sibling who likes to literally murder people. (sobs) a Picasso painting with way too many mood swings to handle and probably is a people pleaser. A boyfriend simp who just so happens to be able to kill you if you get on her bad side (who is also part demon.) A gay ass who won’t stop simping and crying over a dude who’s name is literally fucking Steve. (Hi Cassie <3) A senpai simp who I created originally as a fucking joke. A teenage lila lookin ass who has a heavy obsession with knives. A crazy ass demon child who hates his father and loves his mother, and is ONLY RESPECTFUL to her. A literal mongoose with hands and feet who can talk, who also played many tricks on the family he lived with.

[chris-sucks-lol]

YOO YURI DOES LOOK LIKE LILA SJJDJDJD THATS CRAZYY

[chrissuckslol]

Updates this because fffffffffuCK

A tsundere manga lover that will crush your balls(not in a good way) if you say some bullshit, a gay ass blonde cool boy that wont shut up about his alien crab bug boyfriend and a stupid alien bee asshole with bipolar ass emotions and a fetish for the number 2.

[natelove]

Make your funkiest wildest self, make a version of you that is so bonkers

[p0rk-guts]

Lovecore yea yea yea yea yea yea yeah yea yea

[less-depresso-more-espresso]

OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS ONE IT HAS IZ PINS AND STIM TOYS AND A CHEWY NECKLACE OPTION AND EVERYTHING

@tatiebop @smallspacerat @dekkiiruu @neoncl0ckwork @yeet-your-smeet @nothingmuch-noreally @withoutathought @melodyofthevoid @spectralwiitch

[spooksdraws]

ijdaifaf 2. edit: i have two braincells and they are fighting for dominance. non of them is winning.

@dibothy @zimathan @zadrinacan @sweetbabyrayray @mayspace @violintrees​ @creepypso​ 

okay thats enough

& @ anyone whod like to do this one!

[violintrees]

COLORS!!! Very good vibes!

@dibothy @zimathan​ @creepypso​ @sweetbabyrayray​ @clumsytaurus @canned-cryptids​ @darkspacelord​  @melodyofthevoid​

[melodyofthevoid]

I need me some of these goggles irl

@aroufoam​ @han68000​ @dionysuscrysis​

[warriorrazor]

Perhaps one day… this will be me……..

@ama–zingg @cheerchime @griffinsleep if you’d like to!!

lol I just made a human chimken so it doesn’t look much like me. she’s finishing up some arson with friends :)

@space-roach @nukaaaaa @chaos-posting and anyone who wants to!

[space-roach]

@pill0wp3t @notcoopcreep @pardox12 and anyone else

[paradox-1212-deactivated2025122]

@fr33ksncr33ps @alonelyfry @gay-bug-from-space

[alonelyfry]

man all of the totinos have been tagged

@that-one-niffer-bitch @thatfreak03

[vincentmethinks-oldblog-deactiv]

oh hey I love this picrew !!

you can tell I’ve been on a little bit of an eddsworld brainrot hehe

@aquaquarters @honeypie1340 @silly-witch-knight

[whocouldibe-nobodyknowwwws]

I had no idea what to do so we live in a society

anyone can add on I never know who to tag on these things lol

[pikacubz-deactivated20210801]

Haha Piks so edgy and gay.

(Joke)

@ac-the-creep @spooky-squidders @ponponsucks

[zachcident-deactivated20240207]

Haha look I love this.

[myloh-rebblogs]

I love it !!

@leosaresuperior @kuro909 @rin-understudios @nothingbizzare @plumeio @coatofbees @thatonefunanon @vivi-draws-stuff @milkycookiereads @nikki-blogg @kellyspelar

[stolaz-the-artist]

I think this is close enough :)

@eva-artist-face @digital-darling-arts @spooky-boys @oofmylifu @gasolinerain69 @lyrawolfe @dasaniperson @ponponsucks @polyel @perfectduckgianthumanoid

(Sorry if you don’t like being tagged in these :3)

[spooky-boys]

Eyes go brrrrr

Idk who to tag srry-

[stoneenjoyer]

Not tagging anyone! if you wanna do it go ahead!

[chrissuckslol]

ya :]

[art-i-choked]

sundy

[art-i-choked]

hi caol

[art-i-choked]

if you didnt know sunday hates hamilton

[chris-sucks-lol]

Pissing my pants. There is waaay to many people i shift as. About like...20-21 and most of them are fnf, i may have a problem :|

[stoneenjoyer]

I literally kin a mongoose how do you think I feel

[chris-sucks-lol]

Ight. A tiny dumbass thats related to a rat and hatsune miku. A fucking demon that eats people on a regular basis(who is also a father). A little twink bitch that has a period stain constantly harassing him. A dinosaur thats 20 years old but acts like a dumb child. A emo furry bitch thats constantly being mean and horny at all time. (btw hi tank <3) A bomb that hates absolutely everyone. A scarecrow that constantly tries to kidnap kids and become their father. A zombie clown that acts like a baby but could literally snap at anytime. A gay ass smoker that wont stop talking about his husbands fat fucking man titties. A demon child that would honestly crucify most of the people im mentioning and will not stop talking about her adoptive father thats addicted to LED cigarettes and shouldn't even be alive but somehow is because of his two adopted demon kids. Another demon child thats honestly not to bad. (Appreciate you Rasazy) A ink monster child and his puppet that probably wants to strangle you. A fucking cookie that wont stop crying. Bob. A fucking skater kid that wont stop saying "radical" every 3 mins. A MILF thats constantly very anxious and flirts with the fucking demon. A dude with an invisible body and a goat/ram skull that wont stop talking about the tiny dumbasses ex and a screen demon. And then KOU, Sayu, Carol and Sunday because they are the most "normal".

[stoneenjoyer]

y’know what no i’m gonna describe my kins badly too bc it looks fun honestly

A small trans child who is obsessed with Halloween, followed by his friend/sibling who likes to literally murder people. (sobs) a Picasso painting with way too many mood swings to handle and probably is a people pleaser. A boyfriend simp who just so happens to be able to kill you if you get on her bad side (who is also part demon.) A gay ass who won’t stop simping and crying over a dude who’s name is literally fucking Steve. (Hi Cassie <3) A senpai simp who I created originally as a fucking joke. A teenage lila lookin ass who has a heavy obsession with knives. A crazy ass demon child who hates his father and loves his mother, and is ONLY RESPECTFUL to her. A literal mongoose with hands and feet who can talk, who also played many tricks on the family he lived with.

[chris-sucks-lol]

YOO YURI DOES LOOK LIKE LILA SJJDJDJD THATS CRAZYY

[stoneenjoyer]

:)

@explosive-system @ask-thefnfgang

[chrissuckslol]

PLEASE JSJSJJSJS

[enby-life]

[pollackpatrol]

[ID: a picture of Bugs Bunny wearing a suit with a bright red flower tucked against the lapel. white text on the black background reads, “I wish all systems very pleasant Evening!”. end ID.]