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@chronically-witchy-blog
man yells at fish
BEAUTIFUL 💙
I’m on my third watch through and tears are streaming down my face. You must turn the sound on.
*uncontrollable sobbing laughter*
it just keeps getting funnier
The pinnacle is when he points angrily at the fish and doesn’t say anything. You just really FEEL the frustration
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
consider the coconut
this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”
i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.
listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them
This post is a journey
1 Reblog = 1 Respect
I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.
Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!
Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous
Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.
I MEAN where’s the lie
Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.
Reblogging for that last exchange.
@shanastoryteller
What’s up with dragons do they shed their skin? Do they feel all smooth and shiny and soft when they shed?
God I’ve missed tumblr
Moving is fucking hard when you’re chronically ill.
Are you an animal witch
Yes I suppose you could call it that. I hadn’t really thought about a label before but that one seems pretty accurate:)
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when ur homie’s lung collapses
is this not reddie (via mac_masterson on twitter)
Ur so right asfhkflshkms
This is the kind of snarky shit I need when I’m in the hospital.
Honestly somebody find me some Crohn’s specific songs. I’m making a playlist.
doctors: don’t go off this medication suddenly!!!!
also doctors: hmm i’m going to take my damn sweet time approving your refill lol too bad if u run out?
also doctors: you need a refill? oh, come in for an appointment that’ll be way past when u’ve run out
the pharmacist who you see every month: ummm we don’t have this lol? come back in 5 days. and take this prescription with you it is tainted and you take a Bad Drug and we are Suspicious of you
also doctors: hmmm yeah i don’t think you need this anymore because it’s working so well you don’t have the symptoms anymore so go ahead and stop taking it suddenly
doctor: just take as needed pharmacist: NO you’re supposed to take it EVERY DAY also doctor: You can totally mix these medications aslo pharmacist: Your doctor is a moron
Doctor: you need this medication
Insurance: lol nah try this one that’s exactly like all your previous medications that didn’t work
Birblr, send me your birbs.
Pls help i am sad
If you’re dreading time with family clap your hands 👏🏻 👏🏻👏🏻
Literally cried myself to sleep last night at the thought of today.
I bought a motherfucking house.
This holiday season let's remember something:
BE KIND TO RETAIL WORKERS
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This.
-Rodney
Yeah man. Those poor souls have been forced to listen to Christmas music since October.
Riccardo seems to be a million times better! He’s jumping for food, swimming all over, and I think his fin may even be growing back a bit. I think he’s ready to go back to his tank. So my question is, if it was a fungus how do I go about cleaning the tank? Do I need to bleach everything? Vinegar? Do I need to replace the substrate or just wash it well? What about my snail? Will he be affected by the salt? Does he need treated somehow just in case? Also the way I understand it you can add aquarium salt to the tanks with each water change as a preventative thing. Is that right? Should I start dosing everyone just in case? Thank you all for being so helpful lately. I really appreciate it ❤️
