I'm beautiful, disabled and blunt and I love it

Hi friends, I'm Jess. I'm 22. I use this page as a safe place to raise awareness for EDS(III), POTS and other chronic illnesses. If you ever need support or just someone to talk to, message me. I'm here to help. Formally chronicallyidiotic.

[untillion-deactivated20180801]

Some young child: *screaming outside* Me with no context: Girl me too

[kleinjochen]

“Make it happen. Shock everyone.”

— (via queensummit)

[teesadutta]

[mylowmilo]

For the record, they were arguing over *whether or not they should get married*. She was pro, he was con, saying that if they loved each other the ring and the marriage certificate were unnecessary, that their love would be the commitment they needed. This was a fight they’d had for weeks. He didn’t just propose to shut her up in a totally unrelated argument…. him proposing was also him saying “you’re right, you won the argument” and that’s why this is cute.

[michellepsychologist]

💛🧡💚

I love this so much

💚🧡💛

[zeonxox]

ALL OF THIS ugh my heart

[imagineleonkennedy]

Some positivity for your day

[chronicallycandid]

I've got a new Instagram today.

Follow me at chronically_candid for chronic illness related content and more. Hopefully my first video should be home next week too!

[ifridiot]

corasnowbooks replied to your post: i need to write but i am hurting so bad. i just…

its not your fault. Pain is so all-encompassing. Your brain is using all of its resources trying to manage it. My therapist once said its kinda like trying to cook a meal while the oven is on fire. *hugs*

;A; i just hate it. i get… so many bad pain days and sometimes i can work past it n then days like today im just full on brain dead and i feel useless n stupid

[tinymindstinythoughts]

I’m ready to Marie Kondo this fucking body. This spine does not bring me joy

[ahsteria]

i can’t like.. casually read. either i read 7,000 pages in a span of two days without food or sleep and forget to fucking breathe or i don’t ready anything, not even road signs for six months

[allthestuffandeverything]

A day in the life of a chronically ill person:

Ouch. Ow. Ouch.

Tune in next week for a continuation of this thrilling series.

[thedeepseagirl]

I’ve been running through the jungle

I’ve been running with the wolves

To get to you

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[hazel2468]

Hi I would like to get a job and income please… Help me Money Tubbs

[sarahseeandersen]

[sppaade]

if anyone wants to know how the employees do it, heres my process

[ftinally]

rebloging this because maybe now I can stop feeling like a horrible person at stores because now I can fix it!!

[saturn-reblogs]

SAVE A LIFE

[amphyria]

Hey - please folks. If you take a shirt from a pile, re-folding will go a long way to making those clothing dept. employees happy and their jobs just a little easier.

[gangler]

Barnes and Nobles is gonna start serving food and alcohol.

Everybody’s cracking jokes about how it’s a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the age of Amazon.

But you know what? Props to them. This is exactly what Blockbuster didn’t do. At no point was Blockbuster like “Hey, movie rentals aren’t the lucrative enterprise they once were. Perhaps it’s time we become known for our cheesy garlic bread.”

[mackasaurussex]

Okay but…if someone wants to take me on a date to a Barnes and noble and get me dinner and a drink and then let me peruse the stacks like I’m not saying no. A sandwich, a beer, and 2-5 books on various topics I hope I’ll someday read about? Good night.

[silvysartfulness]

The Swedish equivalent of Blockbuster is now best known for its candy, snacks and sodas.

[thestraggletag]

This is El Ateneo Grand Splendid, an old theatre turned bookstore in Buenos Aires:

The stage itself was turned into a cafe:

You can’t even begin to comprehend the massive amounts of money this place makes, despite the fact that they turned the theatre boxes into reading nooks like this:

I’ve literally spent days holed up in there reading books for free while also consuming massive amounts of coffee and pastries.

Adapt or die, people.

[emospritelet]

OMG that’s AMAZING!

[beckiboos]

GIMME

[chronicallycandid]

Been a long time guys but I'm back with a new name! Here's to a new start!

[sosappharine]

YOUVE HEARD OF ELF ON THE SHELF

now get ready for…….

[wafflebandito]

One-fifty-one with the holy son?

[sosappharine]

THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT IVE RECIEVED. YOU GET A GOLD STAR THAT IS THE BEST THING DOWNDOSHDOSBDOSBDODNSODJ I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT THANK YOU FOR ADDING THAT ONTO MY POST

[burgundy-bandages]

@explainingthejoke

[explainingthejoke]

The image is of the Pokemon Mew on top of a church pew. Those words rhyme.

The commenter is referring to the fact that Mew is the 151st Pokemon. “The holy son” is a way of referring to Jesus in Christianity. “One-fifty-one” rhymes with “son.”

[erupted]

[bieberoversexy]