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she/her

[chronicsilliness]

when you don’t know who you want more 😍

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[bettyrightnow]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

[vergak]

[dahppled]

sometimes I have no idea what my mutual is on about in a post but I'm still liking it #supportingmymutuals

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[mothcub]

:)

[unholyverse]

if i got stigmata i would not devote my life to god and simply carry on as usual. so what there’s holes in my wrists. it’s a tuesday.

[zaynfag]

i fly like paper get high like planes

[catcrumb]

[cryptotheism]

Oh so it's okay to judge people for their words and actions now?

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[sebmal]

Me When I Am Coming To Fucking Get You

[nymphoutofwater]

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

[youngblasarius-deactivated20251]

[sternfleck]

A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history

[girlnephew]