hi

his foot stance? WHACK

[ginger-ale-official]

have a small cut inside my mouth I am the most miserable anyone has ever been

[dadpat--tactual-deactivated2022]

Dang King that sucks to hear. Here’s a lemonade to make you feel better

[ginger-ale-official]

Thank you for this I am so parched and

AGGHGHHHHH

[femalepope]

i cannot relate to people who put gum under tables i have nothing in common with people who put gum under tables i honestly find it hard to accept the humanity of people who put gum under tables

[chokopoppo]

Love LITERALLY every post about how bad the casting for the new Mario movie includes a sidebar about “this does not apply to Jack Black, who is amazing and we’re all thrilled he’s here”

[marisatomay]

huge congratulations to drugs for continuing to win the war on drugs

[rocktheholygrail]

Jennifer’s Body (2009) || Hannibal (2013-2015)

[puppes]

[soup-erb]

[airsignz]

[zero-two-ten]

[cator99]

A few years ago a Facebook thread showed up on my feed that was like "cryptically admit your darkest secret!" and so i went through the comments and some old dude made a comment that gave me massive creep vibes so I went through his online social media presence, eventually found his ancient myspace which was linked to a deviantart account that led to another random skeevy art website he was on where he was drawing nothing but ruby gloom cartoon porn so I went back to the Facebook thread and posted a screenshot of the account under his comment. He lost his shit and when I asked if the ruby gloom fixation was why his ex wife left him he blocked me.

[hxgrl]

[pitbolshevik]

this is making me CRY

[todddai]

POV you are Benny

[chrisbattleart]

[powerfulwizard]

Live Mas

[powerfulwizard]

I thought this was a sideways Taco Bell logo and I just realized it’s Scooby

[owlmylove]

[knocks on open door frame, wraps cardigan around waist] hey supernatural fandom, sweetie, are you doing alright? i’m seeing a lot of 5k+ posts on my dash that i don’t understand again, can i get you anything?

[fatsexybitch]

Are ya winning, my wayward sons?

[theallandthemoreofit-deactivate]

It’s wayward son now

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

That in no way clarifies things

[the-real-skeletor]

The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

[ghost-cassette]

Oh NOBODY'S going to be horny after this

[aquietquixotic]

Amazing tags

[sometimes-i-just-climb-things]

my ankle is so fuckin horny tho

[emi1y]

where is the photo of the frog statue that has a pussy i need it

[gay-and-n3on]

this one?

[emi1y]

RVRVDJSKKFBSK NO THATS NOT THE ONE I WAS THINKING BUT THOSE ARE CERTAINLY SOMETHING

[possomnomnom]

is it this one?

[emi1y]

YES YES YES YES THABK YOU SO MUCH

[twilight-shitposting]

Think smarter not harder

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

[fakephonenumber]

Does anybody remember when Lizzo posted the sexy anthro lion king poll on her insta story

[fakephonenumber]

[princessbento]

the fact that scar didnt win is blatant biphobia in the modern age

[fullhalalalchemist]

yall gonna look at mufasas big fat tits and say he should have lost?

[tonyalmeida]

[emailmore]

dude if you mix dr pepper and mr pibb it turns into olive oil

[aflo]