chuu chuu chuu

chuu ✦ he/him  ✦ is this aesthetic enough

[hamsterobsessed]

[wizardcurse]

I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto 

[wizardcurse]

—Saturday 02nd October, 2011. 8:45pm.

[mfshipbracket]

ROUND ONE: Shrek/Fiona (Shrek) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)

Shrek/Fiona

Kylo Ren/Rey

Voting ended onMar 26, 2023

[inkthecryptid]

This is like pitting Muhammad Ali in the ring against a corpse

[mwagneto]

I know German likes to take English words but when will yall realise shit like “gegoogelt” and “gechillt” sounds genuinely awful

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Ich wurde outgecalled:(

[icukadiktalok]

:(

[legendofthefireemblem]

@zweizimtsterne

[ctommy]

you didnt put a nametag on your boyfriend and he despawned. sorry.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Discussion Questions

This post is in lowercase and is missing an apostrophe. Would it be as funny if it used proper capitalization and punctuation? Why or why not?

In order for this post's joke to land, it makes an allusion to a popular video game. What video game does it reference?

Using your answer from Question 2 and the relationship between the nametag and boyfriend, what is the boyfriend implied to be?

[that-catholic-shinobi]

@experimentaldata

Tags that made me choke on my energy drink

[flagellant]

"I don't like the Jack Harkness test because it means it's okay to fuck Scooby Doo"

yes that's the entire damn point of the Harkness test. The Harkness Test doesn't exist to say you have to fuck Scooby Doo. The Harkness Test exists to say that it is morally/ethically fine for someone to want to fuck Scooby Doo, because Scooby Doo can give informed consent and communicate as such.

the reason you don't like it is because none of you are self-aware enough to realize how incredibly fucking puritan all of you are when it comes to fucking

[sethprotector]

Tumblr being free is humanity's greatest error.

[flagellant]

Then pay me 20$ if you feel so strongly about it

[flagellant]

Tumblr is a free website where I am paid $20

[officialunitedstates]

things I know about brazil:

jungle

jesus statue

[forfuckssakejim]

The Jesus is statue is in Rio, you uneducated swine 

[officialunitedstates]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[gncgalactus]

how are you a fan of the comic about countries sucking each other off and fail geography this bad

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

“This isn’t StarClan...!”

Welcome to the Place of No Stars, Benedict.

[5weekdays]

the version of excel i'm using came preloaded with a bunch of icon/emoji thingies so i spend my free time making fucking cave art

this is called "guy who gets abducted by aliens but he's super into it"

[iphyslitterator]

As of this writing, Goncharov has been added and removed from the Martin Scorsese filmography Wikipedia page 7 times.

[problematicmilf]

[hussyknee]

Y'all also need to understand that Goncharov is a simulation of a public disinformation campaign. People aren't harmed not because it's "just a movie" but because we let each other know that it's fake. It's what makes the gaslighting non-malevolent. If we learn nothing else from this, let it be:

1. Never trust images

2. Always look for primary sources and follow citations and cross-reference, never accept things from exerpts, secondhand sources or just because you hear the same thing over and over

3. Be desperately grateful that free collaborative databases like Wikipedia, Letterboxd and IMDB are staunchly defending their integrity no matter what. If we stop being able to trust any of them for any reason, no matter how small, a key if rudimentary verification tool gets compromised and a knowledge community destabilised. If we can't trust the small stuff, we can't trust the big stuff.

Not being able to rely on the protection of community ethics is how we devolve from a mutually co-operative community into a pit of voles out to eat each other.

[charlesoberonn]

Up Next: Incompetent American Kleptocrat Struggles With The Concept of European Workers Having Rights

[weaver-z]

Fondly remembering the time that a cat owner casually entered their calico Maine Coon in a cat fancier’s competition and the judges lost their minds because the cat was 1) male and 2) able to bear children

[weaver-z]

Anyway here’s Dawntreader Texas Calboy as a silly lil kitten

[weaver-z]

Here’s an excerpt from one of the articles about the drama his entry caused among the Cat Fanciers that I thought was very earnest and sweet <3

And also some of Calboy’s children!

[gasterofficial]

@pangur-and-grim

[elodieunderglass]

He is fearfully and wonderfully made!

[rainbow-lizzard]

ALT

I was about to say he would technically be an intersex king (not because I dislike the concept of trans cats, just bc intersex rep is sorely needed too) but I did some more reading on this icon and actually found the article OP referenced.

ALT

He’s not your usual male calico kitty as it turns out. That’s already cool and rare, but he’s even cooler and rarer than that!

ALT

ALT

Calboy is a chimera!! Which is really fucking cool of you ask me. The chances of having a male calico this way are slim to none, but the mad lad still exists! What an icon. I would die for Calboy.

[weaver-z]

Everyone in the tags of this post @ cat show judges

[sweetenby]

Originally I was looking for an adult picture of Calboy

(He’s so pretty 🥰)

But I also found a source for the article screenshotted above! And folks it’s WILD. It’s an incredibly interesting read if you happen to love hearing about niche hobby drama. It’s also just a fantastically written article!

The parts I find the most interesting are about how conservative the cat fanciers association is. This isn’t even all of the parts that talk about that.

People are so mad about this cat spefically because he has female colors. An animal who couldn’t choose how it was born. This is happening in Texas by the way. Hm. I wonder how they treat trans people over there?

[ilovedirt]

Reblogging again for this crucial addition

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

I love how the guy says that “we’re not discriminating, it’s just that he’s a genetic anomaly who is not in the rules”….even though the CFA made up a rule specifically so that Calboy couldn’t compete, because he was one prize away from being a champion. Calico didn’t disqualify a male cat from competing until Calboy showed up and started winning.

[randomprose]

the “tumblr community invents a whole mafia movie apparently directed by martin scorsese with an official soundtrack, movie posters, screen caps, and all enough to make one question if that movie really did exist at all like a mandela effect” was not part of my 2022 bingo card

[randomprose]

are y’all fucking serious right now?? a trailer AND fanfics?? forum threads and meta analysis?? and wtf is up with ebay like WHAT are you selling my dude?? the idea? the joke??

[icarus-suraki]

It’s performance art. We are proving that we can, in fact, change the world.

[pharahsgf]

[rigantonas-deactivated20240327]

[wherestoriescomefrom]

why did you people come up with russian names for what is supposed to be a movie set in italy. what was the thought process here. why does she sound like she walked out of a tolstoy novel

[wherestoriescomefrom]

an insane response, but i can't fight this. carry on

[shivjoys]

“Take care, Andrey. You never know when your time could run out.”

GONCHAROV (1973) Dir. Martin Scorsese

[tehdshoemaker-deactivated201803]

do it. pull the trigger.

[weeniebagel]

hillarys wild for this one