possessed by a bitch

Mello | 29yo

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[newtid]

terrible comic day terrible comic

[fucking-relax]

the facts are that tension and worries are helpful in specific brief moments, but not so much for longterm. Relax. save it for the appropriate moment. i present Cowboy Hamster, who allows it

[toskarin]

oh my god it hurts

[toskarin]

and it's going to hurt forever

[toskarin]

every now and then I see people passing screencaps of these posts around, and in the months after I made this post there were people checking in on me assuming I was going through grief or depression or something

to set the record straight, the context is that I had covid and was bleeding from my throat and lungs, but for some ungodly reason, I was feverishly driven to drink lemonade and kept screaming and writhing because I was pouring fizzy lemon juice on open throat wounds

[polyphonetic]

Not only was she fucked into oblivion, but morrowind and skyrim too

[twinkwolf]

[moldavite]

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

[galgali]

it is absolutely true that every character in death note is in a completely different piece of media from every other character. light thinks he's in law and order. L is in columbo, as columbo. misa is in a sabrina carpenter song and rem is in a chappell roan song. to ryuk this is all the three stooges. soichiro is in taken and matsuda is in brooklyn 99 and aizawa is in disco elysium. this is mikami's silence of the lambs and you're living in it. mello will either make this whole situation into twilight or die trying, and near? well. near is in death note.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"creatives are all insane" = boring and overdone

"creatives are all perverts" = objectively true every time

[jeanritchie]

i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

[jeanritchie]

[nick-nonya]

[shisasan]

𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚢 𝟷, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺, 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺-𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟹

[ID: July 1. Too tired. END ID]

[vernadskova-deactivated20230803]

coming home from work to my three weed smoking girlfriends

[your-sunshine-future]

this clip from this streamer fucking up his streamdeck buttons has got me sobbing

[victorlincolnpine]

Whatever you thought this was gonna be like, I promise you it's not that

[s-aint-elmo]

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

[guttykreum]

“3PM Toyooka, Hyogo”

[markovchaingang]

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers