Cinder is my Waifu

please tell me if my incorrect quotes haves grammatical mistakes, I'm still learning english

[cinderfallwaifu]

Cinder: i have a new plan

Neo: "it's something stupid?"

Cinder: yes

Emerald: dangerous?

Cinder: definitely

Neo: "we have Salem's permission to do it?"

Cinder: obviously not

Emerald: maybe we should just stay here...

Neo: ... *Nods nods*

Cinder: I'll use a new costume~

Emerald: I'm in

Neo [Already in the airship]: "Let's go"

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Cinder: Neo did you bought me a Halloween costume?? Oww you're so sweet

Neo: ^w^) *nod nod*

Cinder: ...

Cinder: Neo... Can you explain me why this costume is just white lingerie and a orange color wig?

[cinderfallwaifu]

Ruby: [seeing Qrow drinking] ...

Qrow: oh?

Ruby: can i taste it?

Qrow: ah.. Sur-

Weiss: [inmediately uses all her dust to freeze Qrow]: NOW!

Yang: [takes the bottle and throws it to the wall] Honey!

Blake: [Starts shooting to the broked glasses and the beer on the floor]

Ruby: WHAT THE FU-?!

Weiss: sorry but we can't let you become an alcoholic, you know that it can be hereditary??

Ruby: girls... Uncle Qrow is Yang's UNCLE! Not mine!!

Yang: ooooh right... i've forgot that

Weiss: ...

Blake: ...

Blake: wait, he is not your dad???

[strqyr]

i said i'd do it. yeehaw.

[beeskneesschnees]

the two parts of my commission set is complete, by the amazing @kyuubicore

[cinderfallwaifu]

Weiss: Yang Xiao Long!💢

Yang: Weiss Von Schnee!💢

Weiss: von?

Yang: your name is really short so i thought it would be nice to add something like "Von", don't you like it?..

Weiss: oh no no i love it thank you

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Blake: Yang and weiss are still mad... we have to bring them some drink to calm the situation..

Ruby: what about a martini?

Blake: oh no no, when Yang drinks a martini she starts understanding how pretty she really is

Ruby: what do you mean?

Blake: ...

-flashback-

Yang: oh you are really hot~ really really hot baby~

Also Yang but in the mirror: hey ahm.. i'm married so..

-ends of the flashback-

Blake: ...

Blake: you don't want to know

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Ruby: Jaune is truly the best boyfriend

Weiss: hm... (I'LLKILLHIM I'LLKILLHIMI'LLKILLHIMI'LLKILLHIM)

Blake (knowing what weiss is thinking): e-ehm! Ru-ruby please can you repeat that?... being more... specific with your words... can you honey?

Ruby (don't knowing what's going on): oh?... okay ahm.. between my male friends Jaune is the best, he is my best ah...dude friend..?

Weiss: oh... oh okay, that's fine.

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Yang: who's your mommy?~💜

Blake: who's yours?~💛

Yang: ...

Yang (crying): i don't know!

[kibbykats]

I hate Fallout fans so much you don't even know

[cinderfallwaifu]

Wait wait wait, fallout 1 and 2 was about how bad is the extreme patriotism, it doesn't matter if it's capitalism or comunism.

[cinderfallwaifu]

Weiss: nothing suits me like a skirt~!

Jaune (with a skirt): oh? Then answer these questions~ if you pleaseee~🎶 what would you do if you have to choose between your skirts and a pot of gold?🎵

Weiss: skirts

Ruby: What would you say If you gave your skirts away In return you'd never grow old

Weiss: skirts

Yang (with a skirt): what would you pick one million chicks or a single elegant skirt?~

Weiss: it's moot

Blake (with a skirt): what if world peace were within your reach?...🎶

Weiss: ababababa I'm gonna stop you right there, it's skirts, come on, Blake, get your head outta your ass please.

[hadesisqueer]

Yang and Jaune friendship appreciation post

This is what I mean when I talk about the pure of heart, dumb of ass/lesbian friendship dynamic

[cinderfallwaifu]

One of my favorite friendships in the show uwu

[cinderfallwaifu]

Neo: "You killed Roman"!

Ruby: i don't know what are you saying but YOUR MOTHER!

Neo: "I don't even have a mother idiot"!💢

Ruby: you too! Or whatever!💢

Blake: ... Should...should we do translation work?

Weiss: wait a bit more, this is entertaining.

[cinderfallwaifu]

Rooster teeth: hey look at this character! Is back!

Fan: oh great!

RT: and is gonna die oh no!!

Fan: nooo!!!

RT: don't worry is safe now

Fan: uff thank god-

RT: It's going to die!! It's literally falling to the death!!

Fan: oh no!

RT: safe!

Fan: oh... Eh?

RT: but now is in danger! It's going to die!

Fan: again?

RT: yes!

Fan: that's bad-

RT: Don't worry! It's safe now

Fan: hm...

RT: yep, nothing bad is going to happ- OH LOOK! IT'S DEATH NOW! HOW SURPRISING! HOW DRAMATIC! best volume right? Right?

Fan:

Fan: do you... Do you think I'm some kind of cat who's going to follow the laser?

RT: you're not?

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Yang: wow we did too many things, it's a shame that Ruby didn't made nothing..

Oscar: technically you guys didn't save me, i mean, you made me waste my magic power to destroy Salem when Ironwood was going to do the same anyway.. And i was great by myself..

Ren: and we are the ones who losed him..

Jaune: and now Ironwood haves an extra bomb to use on us...

Emerald: uh and you guys forced ***** to sacrifice himself when he could be a strong ally...

Yang: .. Well but they didn't do n-

Whitley: we killed that grimm shit, we send the message and find the way to save Mantle..

Klein: did your team made something at least Ms. Xiao Long?..

Yang: ....

Yang: we....f*cked up the Renora? That's something at least isn't??...

Jaune: yeah... Something terrible.

Yang: ...

Yang: okay but Ruby and the writters thinks that we made more so lets just act like that's real okay???

[cookiescr]

Here’s bad Cinder and Winter genshin impact edits!

[cinderfallwaifu]

[In a random bar in Mantle]

Cinder: aaaaggh...

???: what's wrong?

Cinder: i have the worst losing streak in the world... I think it was at least six loses

???: pff that's nothing [reveals who it is]

Cinder: eh? What can be worst than my-

Curt Hawkins: talk about losing streaks when you reach the 269

Cinder: ...

Cinder: can you train me?

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[Extra] seriously guys, if you think that Cinder have a bad streak it's because you don't know about this man

Check his streak here