happy gay

tangy | she/they please! | hi i’m gay and I like the legend of zelda and mp100

[gabelew]

scanning the horizon

[rassebers]

Gay rights win! Arsonist and fireman in love

[dyleeart]

When it's anatomically impossible to grab your 'friend''s shoulders normally without kissing him so you resort to the next best option

[nishikiigoi]

the shuakening

[adriabun]

dungeon meshi episode 1

[morganbritton132]

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

[doppelbangin]

Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.

“How to Respond to Criticism” by Danny M. Lavery for The Toast

[gamemakerm]

seems like plenty of people are lacking the Vitamin

[thecheatinghomunculus]

new reaction image

[rural-panoptes]

[saintjosie]

[damnpharos]

[captain-price-unofficially]

[charlilil]

Finally read dungeon meshi. very good

[mossmittens]

[virtualgirladvance]

Not his name

[carrotchipper]

You won! The enemy Red Dragon dropped something! (Gained 20,000 EXP and Falin's Body)

[tubapun]

The existence of Morning wood means there's a constant wave of boners happening across the world

[muttgirl-bixxi]

except the paciffic ocean, where there is only an occasional boner from thw Stranded

[tubapun]

👆She doesn't know about mermaid boners

[muttgirl-bixxi]

why no one telll me :(

[doemiqwerty]

You didn't ask ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[demilypyro]

Marcille is so funny to me. she's such a bait and switch. when we're first introduced to her you see this cute girl who's totally distraught at everything Laios does and you think she's gonna be the tropey token girl in the party who does the healing and stays out of the fights and has to be the designated Team Mom. but that's not Marcille at all. she's only on healing duty because Falin isn't around. she's a frontline attacker and she's constantly thinking about murder and explosions.

dungeon meshi really said "so there's this incredibly powerful black mage whose signature spell is "explode your skull" and she loves necromancy and is wanted in 5 countries. she can heal in a pinch but when she does it, it hurts, because there isn't a gentle bone in her body" and then she looks like this. i love her so much

[ankellysaurus]

love dungeon meshi senshi's character design bc when he has the helmet on he looks like a fucking pokemon

and then he takes the helmet off and hes just a guy with a face and forehead and everything

edit:

to me he looks like this

[xeeble]

hey OP is it alright if i try to doodle that. please

[ankellysaurus]

@xeeble PLEASE DO

[xeeble]

@ankellysaurus here ya go!

[willgrahamscock]

my favorite customer service slip ups

[willgrahamscock]

here are some extra ones that made me break out in tears enjoy

[nans-serif]

tears in my eyes rn when I say this is my favorite brand of humor I mean nothing makes me laugh harder than verbal typos. once we were reading Shakespeare out loud in English class and this kid I hated said "sorch" instead of search and I cried laughing at my desk for the next three minutes. I still think about what that must have been like for him because can you imagine getting caught lacking like that ONE time and this random bitch laughs so hard she cries

[abyssal-plains]

[pankendev]

i hate these motherfuckers so much. our sewer system used to be infested with them. they;d crawl out of my fucking toilet at night looking for warmth, standing up from the bowl waving their shitass little arms at me. they don’t have eyes but you can feel them staring back at you, asking for hugs or god knows what with that pathetic whine that permeates their entire way of existence. uppies! uppies! i’m not giving you uppies you wet toilet freak

[foldingfittedsheets]

This image was so visceral I had to draw it.

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Im in the mood to eat scarabs and shrimp

[onlinebeast]

[bjiru]

[porrigens]

pegoryu valentine :3