Same Book But Never The Same Page.

I'm a big, lanky, scared baby who hates everything. Please be nice to each other. Also I have a cute gf.

[juelzsantanabandana2]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOLY SHIT THEY ARE SMOKING absolute DICK this shit brazy

[brucebocchi]

yves guillemot in five months:

[scitties]

[scitties]

[lastvalyrian]

Imagine your users spending their few hard earned daily views on rationing you

[puddox]

[dogpuppy]

Do not turn on the sound

[transmortifried]

DO turn on the sound

[charlesoberonn]

[audpaints]

[audpaints]

[audpaints]

[audpaints]

[augustpoem]

I replied to your message in my head several days ago did you not get it

[pangur-and-grim]

I’m building her something

[i-am-l-ananas]

[kleefkruid]

Oskars ancient Greek curse is that every day he wakes up convinced that this time he can totally walk on the drying rack

[kleefkruid]

"500 notes? Ah, the indignity... defamation of my character..."

[mostlycatsmostly]

Oskar’s determination should inspire us all. Never give up on your dreams, buddy.

[dutchs-blog]

Lego Swimming Pool Layout

[helila]

[adulthoodisokay]

happy new year, y’all

[adulthoodisokay]

shoutout to everyone who’s also dealing with the longest year of a week this week

[87437732156806533-deactivated20]

I can feel The dryness of those markers in my bones

[the-silent-screamer]

Fun fact those dry markers were supposed to have water put into them to make them work. You take off the bottom thing and pour water in and bam, instant marker success. Only learned about this four years after I’d lost my set 🙃

[bemusedlybespectacled]

WHAT

[a-girl-with-sparkling-lies]

WHAT

[bee-dot-exe]

WHAT

[maximumsunshine]

Hey. Reblog to save some poor kid lots of grief.

[no-lo-lo]

Fucking what?!

[tinydooms]

Every ‘90s child on Tumblr raises their head in outrage.

[justenoughlight]

I just stood up so fast and snatched mine out of my closet brb going to the sink

[justenoughlight]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[amyreadsandstresses]

OH MY GOD

[queerandcrocheter]

what the actual fuck! I had two of these sets, useless shit all because they didn’t bother to leave some fucking instructions

[thesaltofcarthage]

WHAT

[jenovacomplete]

daylight savings is actually truly one of the most evil things in the world. just casually forcing us to confront the fact that time is fake while torturing insomniacs, autistics and schoolchildren across the globe. when will the agony end

[jenovacomplete]

ideas conceived by the truly deranged

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

America mostly observes DST, but landlocked Arizona does not, but inside Arizona is the Navajo Nation which DOES, but inside the Navajo Nation is the Hopi Reservation which DOES NOT.

[toastoat]

sometimes i wish i had facial hair

like sexy stubble or something that would be so cool

[toastoat]

perfect

[toastoat]

im not coming back to tumblr i just needed to find this post in order to dunk on my younger self. you absolute baby buffoon. you dumbass

[theyouth--waste-it]

[toskarin]

sleep is crazy. like you lie down, you make it dark, you cover yourself up in a blanket even if it's too hot, your senses fade away because you let yourself relax, then the gargoyle comes in and beats the fuck out of you, and then just like that it's morning

[melonbride]

the gargoyle is still beating me how do i get rid of it

[toskarin]

see that's where it gets tricky

[stantler]

Happy Memorial Day

[seravph]

[owlmylove]

the flesh is unwilling and honestly, the spirit isn't too keen on the idea either