[marauders4evr]

“The only disability in life is a bad attitude!”

Are you sure?

Like are you REALLY sure?

[bellthekat]

This person was really dedicated to making that point.

[marauders4evr]

You don’t know the half of it.

This was the third take.

The other two…..did not………….end………………………..well.

[mitski-miyawakis]

helping u all

what originally started out as a safety plan for a friend, i’m gonna extend it to everyone else.

claim @imbloggingmyself as yours if u got a nosy parent (or anyone else). it’s 100% clean. no foul language, controversial issues, and is sfw in every way

its content is pretty general to suit most people’s interests even to slight degree: puns, (clean) funny stuff, animals, nature, cities, all that

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[alienpapacy]

you ever see an image and think “i may see something as funny as this again, but never anything funnier”

[bodhilukes]

send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it

[cartooncoyote]

[kerokerofuntime]

assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.

[chibisokka-blog]

8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like

[letshearitfortheuniverse]

Did all of you major in boob math

[kazzyboii]

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS EVERYWHERE AND I HAVE FOUND IT AGAIN AT LASt

[boobsdontworkthatway]

Reblogging an old classic for boob physics appreciation. Bless you for calculating this. -s

[faalst-sokink]

Takes four players 7 years to finish a game

[wizardshark]

whose ready to fucking speedrun sburb

[egberts]

so we need to calculate John’s de facto speed

[spoofenshmirtz]

are you fuckign

[circuitbr8ker]

Well my dad just flipped his shit on me once again. Except today I literally do not understand why or anything. Usually I can see his fucked up logic but not this time

[circuitbr8ker]

wakes up: tired

mid day: tired

afternoon: could literally sleep for 20 hours straight

evening: normal

middle of the goddamn night: its time to Go!!!!!!!!!

[circuitbr8ker]

Yo guys I think I’m just gonna live blog pokemon xy while i watch it because i love it so much and i just have a lot of feelings

blacklist ‘ali watches xy’

[circuitbr8ker]

chris rock just handled that so well i don’t even know what to say

[circuitbr8ker]

Put a Pokeball type in my ask

Poke: What are your top 10 Pokemon?

Great: Favorite Pokemon game?

Ultra: If you've captured a shiny, what was your first shiny?

Master: What's your favorite legendary?

Safari: What was your first ever Pokemon game?

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Lure: What introduced you to Pokemon?

Moon: In SS/HG, time effected the Pokemon that appeared. So, night or day?

Friend: Do your friends play Pokemon?

Heavy: Is there anything you hate about Pokemon?

Fast: Do you keep up with the fandom?

-

Premier: What was your first ever Pokemon?

Repeat: Do you watch the anime?

Timer: When was the last time you played any of the games?

Nest: Do many people know you like Pokemon or do you keep it to yourself?

Net: Has there ever been a Pokemon you had difficulty catching?

Dive: Water or Fire types?

Luxury: What Pokemon do you think is overrated?

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Heal: What animal would you like a Pokemon to be based off of?

Quick: Have you ever played a nuzlocke?

Dusk: Do you or did you play Pokemon at night a lot?

Cherish: What Pokemon do you love the most?

Park: If you could own any Pokemon, which one would you want and why?

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

watch them find a way to use this to complain about how terrible millenials are

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

I SWEAR TO GOD

[circuitbr8ker]

sigh

well i finally slept last night, but not until 5 am

i told my mom about what it did to me and we’re going to add that med to my list of meds I can’t take

It really freaked me out because i have never been so aware and so out of control at the same time. 

She told me not to take it tonight. it is the last antibiotic, but i have school tomorrow and i can’t afford another night like that.

anyway as you can imgine i’m hella overtired so imma take a nap.

[circuitbr8ker]

well i think i’m finally sane enough to sleep.

I watched a bunch of pokemon so i’m happy tbh

goodnight everyone! 

[fajdskldsjfdjslkdoodlingfanboy]

REBLOG IF YOUR FIRST POKEMON GAME WAS POKEMON RED/BLUE/YELLOW

Reblog this for Gold/Silver/Crystal

Reblog this for Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald

Reblog this for Fire Red/Leaf Green

Reblog this for Diamond/Pearl/Platinum

Reblog this for HeartGold/SoulSilver

Reblog this for Black/White/Black 2/White 2

Reblog this for X/Y

Reblog this for Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire

Reblog this for the Mystery Dungeon Series

Reblog this for the Pokemon Colloseum Series

Reblog this for other spin-off titles

[circuitbr8ker]

thank god

the side effect has started leaving my system. 

i’m still too loopy to sleep but i can think a little better and i’m actually getting sleepy.