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mick ☆ 26 they/them about / links

[chaerrio]

They’re so in luvvvv heheheh (yes Hanzo is grabbing his ass!!)

[gunkyn]

[wlfb0ygrl]

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

[whispy-witch]

i want this man in my inventory

[carnationhes]

shane hollander the man that u are

[boccher]

mommy is going to leave you exposed in an oxygen-rich environment for hours, my little sliced apple😈

[squipdop]

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

[my-2nd-account]

[cloudabserk]

he was bracing himself for bad news

[nyctosaurid]

did it work

[intercrusher]

at the cottage picking up rocks

[tashaneva]

*yuri beams your hockey yaoi*

[xalatath]

I'm high looking at street cat wiki. Thus is too much for me

[phantomrose96]

Dealing with burnout is sooooooooooooooo easy all you need to do is operate at 40% indefinitely and be kind of mad at yourself the whole time.

[dogpuppy]

Welcome to Jennifer’s Gougar Gave

[diomdes]

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

[diomdes]

im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is

[stripedturtlenecksweater]

Your actions have consequences

[vamptits]

love telling people I'm not on social media as if it's not 98% of my waking hours. well I'm not on social media in a way that you'd recognize

[relelvance]

Someone should invent a word for when you’re jumping and popping

[vympr]

pumping

[relelvance]

Not quite but I would never correct a woman

[vympr]

im a white boy

[relelvance]

*collars you* You’re my pet now