oh no

this blog is dead as shit!

[cistifellow-archive]

MOVING

I have no idea if people are still active here but I moved over to https://alkalinekisses.tumblr.com

This account is hereby inactive, it’s been nice I guess I don’t remember lmao byeee

[whateverthepoodle-deactivated20]

This is still the biggest mood tbh

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[frogsuggest]

friend of the day!

you’ve met handsome roundboy, now we introducing…. 

His Royal Flatness, mexican burrowing toad!

SO FLAT! i am swooning

a face of a king

perfect is he body

i trust him

I love him

beautiful smile of toad

he know you love him too!

in he come for a kiss!

thank you goodbye!!

[ayellowbirds]

toads are obligate carnivores, this is the face of an animal that has evolved to survive by consuming other living things. i love nature.

[dr-archeville]

#to be fair Rhinophrynus dorsalis is a highly distinctive species that took a massive evolutionary divergence   #it’s been said that a killer whale has more in common with a kangaroo than the Mexican burrowing toad has with any other living amphibian

Wow!

[happifying-things]

[besnurched]

Please for the love of god LOOK AT THIS

[theblasianbarbie]

this concept of white women like ariana grande, miley cyrus, katy perry, etc appropriating black culture as a form of asserting their independent womanhood is very telling and this conversation isnt new. why is it that a white woman rebelling is only effectively exhibited through the appropriation of black culture? bc blackness is the complete opposite of what is socially acceptable. This comes as white women acting black, and even white people dating black people to piss off their parents or whatever (not referencing the aforementioned celebrities just a general statement). Yall wanna be black to start conversation and get attention and when its over…when the people are done talking, when us angry black women are done creating conversations that only make people view and stream your songs…its back to white.

[klubbhead]

[postingwhileblack]

Damn, this is so good

[bunkey]

vsauce. michael here. you cant contain me forever.

[sirartwork]

help

[archhaven]

[order-skydrum]

@proneflea

[inag-mag]

Wall paintings by Eron

[norsesuggestions]

Bockstensmanen, a medieval person who happened to die in a bog which preserved his clothes (and more), clothes like hella comfy??

Like seriously. Comfy and warm wool clothes!

(yes this are pictures of his actual outfit, not reconstructed clothing. They were very well preserved in all except colour. The bog gave everything that yellow shade, i suspect)

Picture from: https://www.museumhalland.se/bockstensmannen/kladerna/

[norsesuggestions]

His kjortel (the clothing for his upper body)

He got a mantel that resemble a poncho

It goes around the entire body! So perhaps not quite a mantel but.

A got a little hood with a fashionedble long thingy at the end

Warm that too! There is no openings for wind or anything, so like. Just pull hood over head, get warm!

Warm socks! Gotta keep em feets warm (and just like in english, the swedish words for trousers, byxor, is in plural in its normal form, just because the medieval version of trousers consisted of two separate peices like here.

Somewhere, there should be something for hos upper legs but idk were that one is)

Anyway! I do think one can tell that keeping warm was an important part of the logic behind bockstensmannens clothing. Not odd that, when he lived in Scandinavia and all…

All pictures from

https://www.museumhalland.se/bockstensmannen/kladerna/

[norsesuggestions]

When we already at it, with listning his entire outfit. Here his this shoes

[norsesuggestions]

Reconstruction in how he might have looked like in life. The musuem points out, that his skull was very smashed when found, werehas it might be a bit so so with this dolls facial similiarity with bockstensmannen in life. And his hair colour we know not, the bog will colour most hair red with enough time.

But that hairstyle! That he really had! Bockstensmannen wore like Peak Fluffy Medieval Hair Fashion in life

The entire doll wearing bockstensmannens reconstructed clothing

Source: https://www.museumhalland.se/bockstensmannen/bockstensmannen-far-ett-ansikte/

https://www.museumhalland.se/utstallning/bockstensmannen/

[tumblunni]

Holy shit forbidden fashionable bog man

[madgastronomer]

The long thing hanging off his hood is a liripipe and while also fashionable (and still, for some godawful reason, found on academic hoods), and it could be used to snug the hood more closely to the throat.

[dancing-crow]

@waldenweave

[biphobique-deactivated20190110]

nothing makes me more livid than society continuing to treat 13 year old girls like grown women but still babying men in their 30’s

[king]

u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass pancho to keep him warm and nice ass cowboy boots to keep his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idk i guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would have taken over russia if given the chance or something

[writing-prompt-s]

“In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the ‘Good’ side?”

[speedbeemoved-deactivated202007]

Because being mean makes me feel bad.

[deflare]

Because my no-consequences power fantasy is being able to help everyone.

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

*goes to Barnes and Noble and puts all the bibles in the fiction section*