Clandestyn

She/Her | Bi-saster | Lurker | 40s

[kosmogrl]

[clandestyn]

Oh look, it me... 😮‍💨

[clandestyn]

Oh my lord, WHERE AMI I???????

[arrapso]

[clandestyn]

Good Lord... 🥵 She is GORGEOUS.

[sandraelderberry]

oil painting closeup of one of my fav commissioned works

[werewolveswithagenda]

I think Tumblr will love this

[clandestyn]

Tumblr loves this

[feverishmaiden]

[clandestyn]

FUS RO DAH.

[catchymemes]

[clandestyn]

I hope that room comes with a built-in butler & maid... 😁

[were--ralph]

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

[evilwizard]

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

[were--ralph]

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

[were--ralph]

[clandestyn]

[thatsbelievable]

[wordx]

There will be a lot of posts soon from people sharing how much they achieved in 2024. But in case someone needs to hear this, it's okay if the only thing you did this year was just get through it.... It's ok.

[clandestyn]

There is time. There is always time.

[thememedaddy]

[clandestyn]

My sprained ankle got me a free VIP invite. 😅

[flyin-shark]

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

[felixcloud6288]

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

[flyin-shark]

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

[strangehorse]

he understands the website your honour

[clandestyn]

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

[roseforviolet]

[redwyvernan]

[a note, left in two different handwritings in the Lighthouse’s library:]

Rook and Davrin’s Rules for Dealing with Darkspawn

1. Yes this list is common sense. Yes it’s getting written down anyway. (Seen too many people tainted to leave it unwritten.)

2. Keep your distance.

3. Wear a helmet or head covering.

4. If any darkspawn blood gets on your clothes, burn it. (Clothes are replaceable. People aren’t.) Do not breathe the smoke.

5. Keep your distance. Let us handle the up close and personal. Take out the ranged bastards.

6. Be aware of what’s behind you at all times. (Some darkspawn are surprisingly sneaky.)

7. Ghouls are fragile, but fast. Don’t let them close in.

8. Don’t touch darkspawn weapons.

9. Tell us immediately if you get hit. Sometimes there’s a chance for luck to beat the blight corruption.

10. Don’t play the hero. That’s a Warden’s job. (Let us take the worst of it. Please.)

[Below, in Harding’s handwriting:]

But what if there are too many for the two of you?

[And the answer:]

Run.

[clandestyn]

My Warden Thorne endorses this. 🫡

[alana1333]

[clandestyn]

I & MY WARDEN THORNE SALUTE THIS.

🫡

[charl0ttan]

its almost 2025 we HAVE to do something about music

[charl0ttan]

we have to fuck it

[galaxywarp]

we have to fuck it

[walnutsupreme]

we have to fuck it

[robertseanleonardthinker]

we have to fuck it

[clandestyn]

We have to fuck it

[ryuuna]

I am unwell lmao

[clandestyn]

I AM FERAL