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[lotharbarbarian]

Lord of the rings from Saurons perspective is a fucking fever dream because he started by reforming his essence into some physical form in mirkwood and before he even has enough strength to feel that the ring was even in the same forest as him he gets chased off by a group of wizards and elves looking to fuck some shit up. There goes his plan to get a dragon on his side

So he holds up in mordor gathering a new army, and only after about a century is he strong enough to do cool magic shit again, by that time however the ring hadnt been used in decades so there were no whispers of it except oops we found this weird little fucker who keeps yelling about his fucking precious, better go check out “shire baggins” whatever the fuck that is

So he finds out a fucking hobbit has his ring which in middle earth terms is like finding out mr magoo has your fucking nuclear launch codes. So he starts sending wave after wave of his own men to get the ring and they keep failing cause this fucking hobbit has friends. He has his homie saruman send some uruk-hai to get them and then sends some goblins to make sure everything goes right but for no apparent reason they stop reporting in, (something about horses and trees?) so he sends a guy to ask saruman straight out wheres my fucking ring and saruman straight up lies about it. Next thing he hears saruman has launched an all our invasion of rohan with 10000 uruk-hai so rip the bronies right? Nope the next day his army is defeated and saruman has fucking vanished.

Confused as fuck now sauron gets a fucking phone call from a god damn hobbit (ITS YOU!) but all he gets out of the little sovereign citizen is some shit about “i do not answer questions” and next thing he hears the hobbit has gone to fucking gondor. Alright send fucking everything we got, take gondor do whatever it takes get my fucking ring back. And what does he have to worry about right? After all even if rohan helps he’ll still win. Wtf is that an army of ghosts???!?!?!?

So then hes sitting there with his diminished army trying to figure out his next plan of attack and he gets another fucking phone call from the god damn great grandson of the prick who cut off his ring in the first place. “Oi cunt i got ur ring and im gonna fuc u up m8!” *click*

Goody he thinks, this arrogant sob is gonna bring my ring right to me, time to throw everything i got at this bastard. So then the fight starts hes super excited cause hes clearly winning and OH DEAR GOD MY RING IS IN THE VOLCANO HOW THE FU- *dies*

Now hes a weird ghost thing that cant ever do anything but lament how big a prick he is

[makrustic]

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[ganseyblues]

[fierysakura]

Continuing off this hc about the Coruscant Guard

You best bet the first thing Padawans do when back on Coruscant is visit their favourite Corries.

[finiteuniverse13]

post war no order 66 au where the chips are discovered but they're still working on developing the brain surgery to remove them.

the clones decide to compare how many orders their commander's chips have received. rex and cody are tied for first with 10 each, and considering that most of the clones have 2 max it's a very high number. since the commands tend to be "fall in line"/"follow orders" it's seen that cody and rex are incredibly rebellious/independent clones (but they knew that already).

they're about to call the competition to a close when some guard shines pull a very confused fox into the room.

he's pushed to the front and has the scanner held to his head. there's arguing around the room. rule following fox? the guy who made their lives miserable while getting shore leave on courasant? he probably doesn't even have one!

and then the orders start rolling in. 10. 20. 50. 100. more and more and more appearing and the room is fucking silent. when did he even get the chance to get these orders given to him!?

the room is so quiet they can hear stone oh so quietly say "the chancellor..." and the creak of plastoid as fox's head snaps up. the most recent command still listed on screen.

you will forget that i am the one to give these commands.

oh. oh. the chancellor. he did this... he did everything.

it all makes sense now.

[marmot-bee-person]

it's been a while. hi.

Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four Part Five

[whoops-junk-drawer]

What if Commander Fox isn’t called Fox because he’s crafty, or a sexy SILVER fox, or an antisocial, deadly soldier who prefers to work alone. Maybe he’s called Fox because he’s a ginger. And he’s embarrassed about it which is why we never see him with his helmet off. How about that.

[the-senates-one-fear]

"I asked ChatGBT" that's nice I asked the force and it gave me a bad feeling about this

[ahsoka-its-all-of-us]

This screams clones to me

[animymind]

Anakin: *talking to the 501st* Look. Steal from the rich.

Clones: ????

Anakin: Do it. What are they gonna do, track your face? Take DNA samples? You're all born criminals and you're not using it enough.

Echo: What about fingerprints

Anakin: Burn them off. Fuck capitalism

[im-yotsu]

Yeah sure let's send the 14 year old to the battlefield yipeeee

(+ 1 fatal lesbian situationship)

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[stealingpotatoes]

finally delivering on cal meeting anakin in the skywalkers apart au <3

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[magmeter]

everybody wants to pull on the Padawan braid but no one even acknowledges the rat tail lmao

[badly-explained-clone-wars-plots]

(Victory and Death) - A lot of death and no real victory

[clankersworstnightmare]

genuinely cause WHERE was the victory

[alnat-art]

The Emperor aka Twins’ Dad needs a vacation.

[saltyduane]

The Clone Wars has me in its clutches.

[copacabana-badbatch-au]

Introducing Wrecker!

Wrecker grew up in the Bronx with his three brothers, the son of New Zealand immigrants, a few streets over from his older cousins Echo and Fives. He was conscripted into the Army in 1942 at eighteen and was quickly pulled into the Office of Strategic Services by Captain Rex. Alongside his brothers, he became an integral part of the 99th OSS Operational Group — the Bad Batch. His specialty among them is explosives, finding new and creative uses for each bomb in the arsenal.

Not long after being drafted, he was caught in a bad accident. It left scarring across the left side of his body, cost him the sight in his left eye, and took most of the hearing in his left ear.

Of the four brothers, Wrecker is the loudest and the hardest to miss. He is quick to laugh, quick to act, and genuinely fond of just about everyone he meets. While in active duty, he wrote to his younger sister Omega as much as he could, sending letters stuffed with small trinkets found on missions and drawings he’d made for her.

After the war, he took a job at the Copacabana as a bouncer, a perfect position for his large stature, and one that continues to keep his family close.

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