Bry

she/they ● Make cool art and eat the rich :)

[luminouslumity]

Happy five years to Dracula Daily, and safe travels to our dear friend, Jonathan!

[re-dracula]

Let's help Jonathan Harker pack!

important lawyer papers

photos of mina <3 <3 <3

solicitor outfits

jars of garlic wait why would he need-

extra envelopes for important mail

relevant maps

wooden stakes? how'd those get in

train tickets

crucifix for your mothers sake

Voting ended onMay 4

[gerardwaysbob]

16 years together <3

[reaiiygoodusername]

We were all wondering if it was gonna be a rebrand, a hard launch, or a phodcast…little did we know

[alphacrone]

sometimes…..fictional characters…….don’t need to name their children after dead people…….

[kyralih]

sometimes.....fictional characters......don't need to have children.....

[whimsifae]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[miss-nerd-alert]

[thequeensthroat]

feeling like this lately

[kaelio]

[geeses]

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

[marsup]

i’m at the point where watching tv shows i haven’t seen before qualifies as being productive

[ayeshaclitorica-deactivated2019]

Jennifer’s Mind

[xxdrowninglessonsxx]

crochet aquarium

[gaynfl-moved]

[elbiotipo]

Also I've said this before but advertising is an industry that should be considered as pointless and harmful as fossil fuels.

[elbiotipo]

"as harmful as fossil fuels? don't you think you're exaggerating a bit?" the world's largest and most sophisticated surveillance networks that gather incomprehensible amounts of personal data to make profits technological companies who are the largest corporations on the world and shapers of public opinion often for the worse, all do it for advertising.

Cut the head, just ban advertising.

[elbiotipo]

Why Don’t We Just Ban Targeted Advertising?

From protecting privacy to saving the free press, it may be the single best way to fix the internet.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[a-wizard]

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

[jackabbot]

[yesterdaysprint]

Albany Ledger, Missouri, June 17, 1898

[baddywronglegs]

She’s not wrong but will the think fucking sit still one fucking minute

[cipheramnesia]

Zombies shouldn't growl or snarl, they should babble a mixture of incomplete word sounds and whole words or sentence fragments. Every zombie should sound almost but not quite like it's trying to tell you something.

[january-summers]

this may not be what you're saying, but what I'm hearing is that zombies should make everyone feel like they've developed sudden onset audio processing disorder.

Like if you could just hear it more clearly, you'd understand what they're saying, but in reality it's nonsense and there's nothing to understand.

And damn if it doesn't convince so many folks that their loved ones are still in there, they just need to keep them locked up safely in the barn until someone finds the cure, then everything can go back to the way they were.

[transpidergwen]

THIS is exactly what this particular zombie trope is missing. Like we all understand, conceptually, that this still looks like someone they love, but it would be 1000 times more effective if it still somewhat behaved like someone they love.

[transmalewife]

oooh muscle memory. i’m not into zombie media enough to tell if this has been done or not but. zombies that will automatically reach into their pocket for their phone when they hear a ring, even if it’s dead, broken or lost. zombies that reach up to play with their hair or necklace, the same way your loved one did. zombies that bite their nails. a zombie rolling up its sleeves with perfect practice while looking at you with the utterly blank eyes of a dead animal

[electricpurrs]

i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny