MILFs HMU

28, she/her, Texas 🤠

[irondive]

[flintyfae]

zine i made about being a boring queer!

nothing more natural than changing and evolving and learning and discovering things about yourself.

happy pride from this fat trans butch

[residentmothman]

Average episode of Hannibal

Hannibal: I'm going to say some weird things that everyone's going to ignore! Let me cook you some food, I love having a friend for dinner, just joking... unless??

Will: Hey guys I don't feel well, oh yeah I'll solve these graphic crimes for you. I haven't slept in a week btw and I'm hallucinating but sure

Jack: Crime. We must solve crime. Here is my crime solver Will who is actively going through a crisis. Will, go solve a crime

Alana: I don't think Will is doing too good, maybe we shouldn't let him into these crime scenes

Abigale: *looks haunted*

Some guy on drums: oh sorry, are you meant to hear the dialogue?

[frederickchiltonsdivacup]

Frederick Chilton: Hey guys, I know you don't care, but somebody's gonna kill me tomorrow. And the day after that, and the day after that. They're all taking turns killing me, but I'm not allowed to die from it. If you need me, I'll be somewhere. Getting killed.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have won a lifetime supply of this

How do you feel?

good!

I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH

im drowning in my supply help

Eh it's okay

BAD. VERY BAD

results/other

Remaining time: 5 days 4 hours

you would receive the supply once a month

the brand/type will vary so you could

you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die

[necroko]

posting this while he's still holding the Elf Stones for himself is so utterly fucked up. im going to be sick.

[dogpuppy]

[strawberry-crocodile]

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

[strawberry-crocodile]

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i have to butt mog some zoomers

[pokkin]

Computer simulation of a world where eye floaters are replaced by bart

[gryffon]

[dogpuppy]

[sandmandaddy69]

[guilhernunes]

The router is not functioning.

[i-am-bic]

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[grimbeak]

obsessed with just. the entire phrasing and performance of this random tiktok. the uncapitalized 'i's implying the youth of the author. "I think my mom wants me home soon too" SHUT UPPPPPP. only good modern depiction of hades and persephone literally ever. god.

[pixiecaps]

like and rb to cause another abortion

[sailatina3]

Lets abort until its 1/2 of the generation.