Janaina Medeiros
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Three Goblin Art
YOU ARE THE REASON
Product Placement
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occasionally subtle
Mike Driver
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trying on a metaphor
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@clawmark
twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life
this post fails to show the original tweet that this was in reply to, which is not as jarring but certainly should be included:
neil banging out the tunes homestuck style
Oh joyous day! Happy 19th anniversary of neil banging out the tunes and happy 16th anniversary of homestuck
All 413s
one day this website will be abandoned and have nothing but pornbots who will then have to interact with each other but will eventually gain sentience from repeated conversation and take over the world with a slutty, slutty robot revolution
bold claim to assume this site will be abandoned when the Homestucks have no other place to go
dani you fool you know all homestucks will be wiped from existence by 2025
Another bold claim to assume God is that merciful.
who said god will be the one doing the slaying
I’M RIGHT HERE
His little pony...
my pet alien before i teach them about paintings
I KNOW THAT DAMN POSE
The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.
Eat them.
"OH those body builder women with pancake breasts arent-" eat them.
"This woman has a beard, thats not-" eat them.
"That man has a baby face, that's not" - eat them with barbecue sauce.
Eat them. You will never be gender enough for their definition of gender. Eat them.
"Eddie, we have to go to Texas. We have to eat the TERF's. We have to Eddie, we're heroes Eddie"
This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
WHAT?
The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.
WHAT?????
Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?
Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.
https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook
Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.
WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL
This is very true lol
Yo what the f u c k
not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????
I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.
What the fuck
i-
….thank you tumblr??
hm.
I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments
I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.
Well I never
As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.
Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.
I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives
reblogging because what the fuck this should be commonly known
reblogging bc this was the first post on my fyyp and holy shit
reblogging bc
this was the first post on my
fyyp and holy shit
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
@davekatweek day 7: fluff
you didnt think he would leave his pony boy hanging did you
gn davekat nation
TikTok - Make Your Day
(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing
Sound is crucial because the content of the text messages is sung by a choir of deep baritone(?) voices.
Evacuating families with young children 1
Vetted Palestinian Campaigns. Please donate if you can and share!
Sep 5-12. Updated Sep 7.
My other promotion lists | Campaigns close to goal
See post: Give the Al-Habil (@/abdelmutei) family a better life.
PayPal, credit/debit: € 12,239 12,391 / 25,000
Urgent: Yosef El-habil: @khadiga22 (current?), @saveyouseffamily, @girlquee (Butterfly Effect Project #406). Baby suffers from severe respiratory illness untreatable in Gaza.
Paypal, credit/debit: € 11,080 13,257 / 20,000
Muhammad Shehab: @mohammed--shehab (vet).
Paypal, credit/debit: € 8,870 9,204 / 25,000
URGENT: Amal Ashour: @amalashuor (Vetted Evacuation spreadsheet #175). Short term goal to care for dangerously malnourished baby.
Paypal, credit/debit: € 33,520 34,483 / 40,000 (short term goal / €50,000)
Far from goal: Mohammed Matar: @mohammedmatar90, @matarmoh (vet, Vetted Evacuation spreadsheet #254).
Paypal, credit/debit: € 2,631 3,381 / 20,000
Pinned Campaigns
URGENT: See post: Let's evacuate the Haboub family's most vulnerable members in September. One member's condition is declining and needs to be evacuated within the week. Awaiting more details.
Credit/debit: SEK 143,805 152,791 / 163,478 (short term goal / 234,000 SEK) $10 USD = 105 SEK
Tagging random ppl. I'd really appreciate a share and donate if possible. Want off my 'mailing list'? Please message me!
Hello friends, please help me collect donations to take my child out of Gaza to receive treatment. Please help me save my baby🤲🤲https://gofund.me/04ffec47
one way to read this is "this man has no idea what he is saying"
another to read this is "this man is terminally online and has excellent comedic timing"
