Golden Epitaph

carefully curated quality reblogs and 0 original content on this blog

[probablily]

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

[lowpawly]

tumblr kinda lives in a weird paradox where lemon demon is cringe drivel but neil cicierega is cool and respected

[triangleguy]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

I fucking love my bitter pill! Not even hard to swallow!

[zolovana]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

[contemptible-scoundrel]

another day, I greet my friend at the door, I look over her shoulder and raise an eyebrow, "I see you've brought the electromagnetic phenomena again,"

[wosp-reactivated]

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

[contemptible-scoundrel]

when equipped with their cross necklaces of invulnerability they make for excellent antipenetrative tank armor, though concussive force still passes through the indestructible babies to the interior crew. unfortunately there has been very little success in training the babies to operate tanks, so the crews remain frustratingly mortal

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China

[gayweeddaddy69]

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

[senshibignaturals]

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

[junglejim4322]

This is crazy but I think love is real. I was born yesterday btw

[enchantedbook]

"Poet’s Tomb" by Rihards Zariņš, 1913.

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

i just don't even know what to say. this is despicable, deplorable, and shocking. A bouquet full of power and Mouth. Eyes so yellow they kind of look like egg yolk. thank god he got sent off to The Fishing Boat to fish for the rest of his life!

[alrobertsphotography]

The Plym North Wood Dartmoor

[ntrider]

watching my dear mutual doxx itself online and driving as fast as I can over the ocean to protect it from possible attackers but when I arrive there's not even a house on that address anymore but only a single cartoon ant over the terrain and it coughs some oomfie dust out and crawls away

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[eggfoto]

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

[contemptible-scoundrel]

how it feels to decline when the self-checkout kiosk asks to round up fourteen cents to support homeless veterans