HM, I WONDER WHAT THE JOKE IS
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@cleanyourteethonmybones
HM, I WONDER WHAT THE JOKE IS
obligatory…
So I recently came up on a little side business and today I’m in the client’s office to have introductory meetings and they’re going to set me up with a company laptop and all that jazz.
But they told me to bring my own laptop the first day so they won’t have to waste time with that initially, I was like cool.
So the chick who greets me at the door shows me to my temporary workspace should I want to work in the office (I don’t), and she’s setting me up on the building’s wifi.
So she’s hovering over my shoulder so we can get this wifi situated.
I open my laptop and the Tumblr tab is open. and OF COURSE THERE ARE TITTIES RIGHT THERE ON THE SCREEN.
the greeks at the gates of troy
[The following advertisement is intended for the Trojans only.] It’s free. Horse! We’re giving you a horse. It’s free! We’re giving you a wood horse its an equine, free! It’s a FREE HORSE for you Troy! This is free Horse. Well ya gotta bring it inside but the horse is free four legs, no soldiers inside. It’s free! You unlock the door to your city we GOT you the HORSE! It’s a bighorseitsfreeithasahumansizeddoorintheback. I’m not dragging this around all day ITS Y O U R HORSE free, big horse I’ll pee my pants Troy, come get your DAMN horse ITS A FREE HORSE Troy, I got real estate Troy, does it get better than this Troy THE HORSE IS FREE Troy THE HOUSE IS FREE it’s a FREE FUCKING HORSE!
i’m sitting at a starbucks in barnes n noble and there’s a small family w a little baby and the baby went “SCREEEEEEEEEgdblbghlb” and the dad goes “HEY! what does that even mean”
he’s been split into his Law half and his Chaos half and his friends set them up on a blind date to fuse him back to normal
My mom would beat my ass if i used her pans for this
the deer choking on the smoke nearby
His username is:
xHarlemShakex
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every zodiac sign was correct except for the multiple Squarius charms
the forbidden sign
Me, an ancient Greek: beith thereius or beith Squarius
I want an estate with a lot of beautiful bushes and vegetation, and a well paid groundsman who tends to them and because I’m a good boss I know his family personally and treat his kids as if they were my own.
Make sure you include his kids’ education in the compensation package. It’s the way these things need to be done
His kids education will be taken care of in the form of his salary. I ain’t Jeff Bezos nigga.