obscenely nerdy

hey nya’ll, i’m nick (she/her). 26 y/o cis latina lesbian from the california bay area. carmen sandiego is my wife.

[clefairytails]

im taking a break from this hellsite. sometimes u just need to log off and go outside 🏝

[niggazinmoscow]

Menaka Guruswamy and Arundhati Katju if you wanna find out more about them!

Can the world just be run by gorgeous, brilliant, heart-lead lesbians already?

[memes-that-get-reported]

[backwardsorbust]

Holy shit the levels of interaction here, this is like seeing an ant and shooting it with a gun

[splotchee]

So my mum comes home and walks up to me, hands behind her back, giggling to herself. I ask her what she did. She says “Nick….i got you something. A new friend…youll never be lonely again.” And I was like “What?” And she places this in front of me

And she says “its a gnomosexual!”

[splotchee]

My mums delighted by all your postive responses, and she has a response for you guys

[redcladsheikah]

@wesbean

[kiyokospeaks]

The tumblr version of russian roulette is when you find a good post and realize theres like 50 unnecessary comments under it so you go to reblog it from the person before the first unnecessary comment and hope to god they’re not a freak

[kiyokospeaks]

if you get this you lost

[pyrlspite]

steam game, bought on sale, never played

[clefairytails]

god never read the reblogs on a post made by women of color about their experiences. they’re all cursed but one type that pisses me off in particular are the dumb whites that go “yes, we white ppl need to stop speaking over people of color and undermining their voices!!! anyways let me type out this long paragraph about a similar experience my brown friend went thru and tell u how sad it was for me to hear about! i cant possibly offer anything insightful to say about this because i didnt experience it myself and i know its incredibly insensitive to tell another person’s life stories that they probably told me in confidence but how else will i signal that im one of the good whites?”

it makes me paranoid to the point where i never want to tell anything personal to a white person again, especially when its related to race specific issues. i dont want the experiences that have shaped my whole fucking life to end up retold as “i may be white so i cant personally relate but i once knew a latina who struggled like this umu let me tell u all her personal shit so u can understand how sad this made ME”

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you get married in Japan then fly to Hawaii and immediately die after you land, your marriage certificate will be dated after your death certificate

[frogmoss1]

weekend plans!

[meangirls2004]

and y’all said twitter is better than tumblr

[medranochav]

where i’m at girls

[hembrista]

I just got lightheaded from reading this

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

when I go to a blog and it’s 90% drama and discourse

[blairwitchdiaries-deactivated20]

turns out my life purpose isn’t supposed to be as small and silent and accommodating and convenient as possible

[sweet-slither-friend]

his favorite

[dankmemeuniversity]

[car-eater]

[evilidiot]

[highonlifebabychild-deactivated]

Unpopular Opinion: The reason people don't use zodiac signs to determine insurance costs, college acceptance, etc. like how dna data bases are threatening to do is because astrology is a predominately female hobby and therefore viewed as useless, baseless, and/or witchcraft.

[warframe]

[beaky-peartree]

speaking as a witch: shut the fuck up

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

denied Medicare for being a libra

[tariqah]

This is the funniest shit on earth

[speedlimit15]

me: im gonna go to bed early and get a good nights sleep netflix: here’s a bunch of 45 minute documentaries on the wildlife inhabiting coastal islands me: hhhdbhnnnnnnnnnnddndkkj coconut crab

[fixedhawa]

Happy Leo season guys

[ketamie]

finally.