Clive's Poems

Original poetry and rhymes from London. This is the way I see the world.

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Cocaine

Cocaine is amazing it’s such an instant rush.

Well unless of course you grow it and your gunned down in a bush.

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TWINS I used to go to go to punk gigs and ended up with twins. Twice the amount of Nappies filling up my bins.

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Wedding Barn Sitting on a hay bale the Dj dropped some gangsta rap. But far from being a playa. Marriage set it trap.

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Bit of synth pop misery

Acorns by Forced Fun on #SoundCloud

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Bit of synth pop misery

Acorns by Forced Fun on #SoundCloud

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Life's pros and cons

Colours are amazing, varied, vivid bright. Colours are amazing, well unless you’ve lost your sight.

Child birth is amazing the joy gained by a mother. Child birth is amazing unless you have a sterile lover.

Fucking is amazing its good to reach your peak, unless you are a prostitute and its 7 days a week.

Cocaine is amazing its such an instant rush. Well unless you grow for profit and are gunned down in a bush .

Birds they are amazing, flying in the sky. But much like you when their life is through the birdies they all die.

Alcohol is amazing a late night out in the bar. Alcohol is amazing until your friend he crashed that car.

Happiness is brilliant, people telling jokes. Until that joke is aimed at you and anger it provokes.

Russian roulettes exhilarating and such and amazing game. Well until the bullet enters the chamber and you blows apart your brain.

Being a wild animal is great freedom from mans slavery. Yet pitted against hunters then it takes a lot of bravery

And yeah I Piss in the sink I really don’t see an issue I defend my right to be a man and wipe it with a tissue.

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Modern Clowns

Roll up, roll up and all gather round. Laugh at the fat women as she falls to the ground. Chuckle and Chortle as she lies on her back, then all aplause as the pavement starts to crack. Look folks she’s broken the concrete and shes screaming in pain, the more sick the show, the more financial the gain. Look in amazement as she falls through the floor, this shows so great you should all pay me more. She’s falling so quickly she’s gathering pace, get out the credit cards this shows so ace! like a lead weight in water shes not defying gravity, oh my god look she’s stuck in a cavity. What do you mean help her? That really isn’t fun, you really want to help her? then just give me a gun. Look after number one thats what my mum used to say.Now give me your money and I’ll be on my way.

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Epitaph

In life no Robin Hood. He'd even rob the poor. Probably nick this gravestone but gladly he's no more.

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Real Music History Marvin Gaye

In 1982 Marvin Gaye was on holiday in Benidorm. His time was spent doing naughty things with local ladies and getting sunburnt. He then penned a track titled “Sexual Peeling” On his return to the States the record company made him change the title to healing as it sounded like he wanted to do erotic things with veg.

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Real Music History Radiohead

During the recording of ok computer Thom Yorke was having an upmarket curry in Birmingham. He asked the waiter for a Korma. The waiter replied "I'm sorry sir we don't sell Korma in this establishment" he replied "what are you? The korma police" He then wrote the song "Korma Police" about the incident but the record company made him change it to Karma police to fit in with the bands indie rock image

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Misunderstood

Things didn’t go well lately and I doubt they ever would. Imagine being 90 and still misunderstood

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epitaph

In life he was a looser, so we really can't believe it. He actually killed himself, how the fuck did he achieve it?

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Ugly duckling

There once was an ugly duckling, There once was a glamorous horse. We galloped over the ugly duckling and laughed with no remorse

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Failed marriage

I have a thirst for knowledge, you have a thirst for blood I read books in the night time, whilst you hunt elks in the wood

I study a second language as to converse with the locals, You cut off singers tongues if you do not like their vocals.

I like to watch the opera it’s something every one should see You stab pigs with pitch forks and laugh loudly when they flee.

I keep abreast With politics and always read the news, You murdered all our neighbours as they didn’t share your views

My love this isn’t normal, my dear this isn’t accepted. I don’t want to see the bath tub and all the Koi carp you dissected.

Darling I’ve decided to leave you and seek a better life. But your right, I’m going no where whilst you hold that kitchen knife.

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Dark Arts Craft Show

I was at an art and crafts show in a sleepy little village. It surprised me that the main themes were murder rape and pillage. I brought a homemade tea towel, crafted from human skin. A tattooed 19 year old killer and the bi product of sin. The wine was young and tasty but made from Virgins blood. The phalic toilet roll holders looked nice, but were not made of wood. Cakes of butchered corpses lined the bakery stall, she would have cooked up extra but there was no one left to maul. Fancy knitted jumpers crafted from human guts, satanic candle holders from the remains of butchered muts. I got some pickled eyeballs distilled in inmates piss. I tried the sundried penis but found these hit and miss. I was murdered before I left and they made me into a table. Now folk they sit around me and tell an evil fable.

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William S Sessions

"Winners don't use drugs" Arcades said that back in the day. "Winners don't use drugs" but Lance Armstrong made it pay

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Bridges

A bridge is used for many things, suicide and religious fanatics who think they have wings. The surname of an actor in an oscar winning role. The surname of f@ck up living on the dole. Bridges were built to tame rivers that flow, the same bridges were blown up in wars long ago. Bridging the gap between the rich and the poor, some people think it doesn't exist anymore. Bridge is a game played in dinner parties at night, underneath bridges tramps are set alight A bridge you need to cross but must pay a toll. Because underneath that bridge lives a world famous troll. Some bridges are abused some bridges are not. Some bridges are replaced due to cartilage rot.