i've seen stranger things than my sleep schedule

i have no sleep schedule, and an immense desire for chaos

[clobblehead-pratdragon]

you know what they say, lads. never back down, never what? never give up.

that being said, go give it another shot. or several, whatever actually hits. please.

[guiltyidealist]

post became unrebloggable which is, in my opinion, a travesty

[clobblehead-pratdragon]

i've just recently watched mark's playthrough of ruin (fnaf security breach DLC) and roxy and cassie's friendship makes me wanna cry it's so cute???? like roxy remembers her, and after cassie tells her "let go of me!", roxy stops and is like "oh, i'm...sorry, i don't know what came over me" (or something along those lines)??? has reaffirmed my belief that rosy is the bestest animatronic

[stuckinapril]

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

[miiilowo]

i think it is unjust to deny a child their right to dig a hole motivelessly

[that-catholic-shinobi]

[ot3]

to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking. 

[pengychan]

#im the director bitch not the actor

don’t hide this in the tags that’s exactly it

[zukiakiraa]

21 ORV quotes that really struck something...

Warning: Spoilers Ahead!

1. "You said earlier I'll lost my memories" - Joonghyuk

-[I did] - Oldest Dream (Kim Dokja)

-"Will I lost everything related to you too?] - Joonghyuk

2."You are my home ahjussi" - Yuseung

3.[The Constellations 'demon-like judge of fire' doesn't wish for your death!]

4."It's time to go back Kim dokja" -???

5."If this story can really save you, then I'll keep writing epilogues for you, until the end of time, for eternity." -Sooyoung

6."I choose you instead of Seoul, and I don't regret it" - Dokja

7."Tell me you fool if I regress will I be able to meet you again?" -Joonghyuk

8."If I choose you as my constellation sponsor will I be able to meet you?" -Joonghyuk

9.[You have become the oldest dream]

- The system to Kim dokja

10.[Please end the 'oldest dream] -??

11."We are getting off together in the train right?" -Sooyoung

12."It was a story written for me, only me." -dokja

13. 51% and 49%

14."We are companions separated by life and death" - dokja

15."I'll definitely save you too" -sangah

16."that man is the world I wish to save" -Heewon

17."I missed them, I really missed them, i wanted to say this" -dokja

18."Isn't it a great story. Isn't that right? Let's meek again yoo Joonghyuk" -dokja

19.[Incarnation Kim Dokja will be killed by the person he loves the most]

20.[Kim dokja cried]

21."Kim Dokja is necessary for the world. I need him" -Joonghyuk

Say if I quoted it wrong or quoted it to the wrong person so I can change it!

[dear-ao3]

which one of my roman empires are you

the new york 58th in the civil war

minecraft villager noises

that time someone literally grilled cheese on worst cooks in america

victoria de angelis

sharpays entrance in high school musical 3

the one direction talk dirty to me music video

women's fashion in 1898

perry the platypus

the veggie tales ultimate silly song count down

nathan hale

why people are obsessed with the maryland flag crab shirts when they're ugly

nicholas riding the bike in princes diaries 2

Voting ended onOct 15, 2023

[fanonical]

like fundamentally i hold published books and fanfiction to different standards, because they are very different things

i feel like this should go without saying, but some people in fandom don't understand it. a published book has the expectation that you (or your local library) pay money to get it, and so i have higher standards of quality for it

but fanfic is published for free online. all it is asking of you is your time. so who cares about grammar issues or pacing weirdness or continuity mishaps, because the person writing it was one person, or one person and an equally-unpaid beta reader, so like, it literally does not matter

[rox-and-prose]

i love the french, i love the way they pronounce Rs like they're disgusted with them

[rox-and-prose]

the english meanwhile seem to have developed some sort of phobia about them

[ralkana]

When we were discussing the surgery I'd need for my sleep apnea, the surgeon told me I'd never be able to speak French properly because the French R is a uvular sound and I'd no longer have a uvula.

... that's okay? I'm not French? I don't speak French? I've always thought it was the weirdest thing for him to say!

[rox-and-prose]

Huh. Didn't know you could have French surgically removed.

[rox-and-prose]

sorry i just cannot get this out of my head. Like, "oh you speak french? i hear there's an operation for that"

[clobblehead-pratdragon]

finally, we can stop the french from frenching, y'all

[mwagneto]

losing my MIND

[dragelton]

[mwagneto]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[steveshairychest]

I need more mechanic Steve in overalls with his hair kept back with a backwards cap, his face and hands are always smeared with grease and he wears glasses while doing paperwork in his tiny office. A love for cars was the only thing him and his dad had in common but that didn't stop his dad from disapproving of Steve opening his own shop, a shop where people can come and know that they are going to be taken care of and not be ripped off. The only person Steve has ever overcharged is his dad.

Steve puts an ad in the paper for a receptionist because he's finding it hard to juggle phone calls and working on cars. He hires Eddie and instantly regrets it because he is very fucking distracting with his tight jeans, cropped tank top and lazy smile when he answers the phone. "Steve's Garage, how can I help- Oh! Mrs. Harvey, nice to hear from you again." Eddie pretends to choke himself with the phone cord when Steve looks over. "Your car is making a weird noise again? Oh no, better bring it in."

Steve rolls his eyes and closes the hood of the car he's working on so he can wait for Mrs. Harvey. He doesn't understand how one person can have so many car troubles. "Is she coming now?"

Eddie jumps, which causes the swivel chair to squeak loudly. Steve finds it strange how Eddie always seems so startled whenever Steve speaks directly to him. "Uh, yep! She says her car is making a 'ka-clunk' noise."

Steve runs a hand, his clean hand that is, down his face and groans. "She said that last week as well."

Eddie taps his fingers anxiously against the desk and, without looking at Steve, asks, "Can I help? We could get it done faster."

Steve narrows his eyes, he's not angry, just thinking and probably trying to see because he doesn't have his glasses on.

"You know cars?"

"Uh, yeah. That's what I originally came here to apply for, but I was too scared to say no when you asked if I was here for the receptionist job." Eddie twists a piece of hair in front of his face and avoids the shocked look Steve is giving him. "At least I can add 'receptionist for a month' onto my resume."

Steve scoffs and throws the dirty, grease covered rag from his overalls pocket at Eddie. "You're a shit receptionist. You better be better with cars than you are at answering the damn phone."

Eddie beams up at him and shoves the rag in the pocket of his jeans, right next to his bandana. "If I'm so shit, why didn't you fire me?" He teases while walking in step with Steve.

Steve glances at him briefly, a faint blush creeping up his neck to stain his ears and cheeks. "You're cute." This is said with a shrug and a small smile.

Eddie blushes and trips over a tire.

[clawsfangs]

hi it’s me with yet another snippet from a fic idk if i’ll ever finish 😈

——————

Eddie doesn’t bother knocking anymore. Steve hears the front door open and the distinct sound of Eddie kicking his boots off, probably flicking specks of mud all over the place, before calling out his name.

A smile tugs at his lips as he calls back, “I’m in the kitchen!”

Eddie walks in and jerks to a stop, taking in the sight. Steve had thrown on an apron just to make sure he didn’t get any sauce on his pants or Eddie’s shirt while he was cooking. It’s just an old thing that’s been in the kitchen as far back as he can remember, faded and stained and fraying around the edges. He’s pretty sure it belonged to his grandma before she passed away.

Still, it seems to really do something for Eddie. He clutches at his chest like Steve just shot him point blank, and says, in a wounded voice, “Oh, you devil. You little temptress. You… you…” He trails off, thinking hard as his eyes linger on Steve’s ass. “You coquette. Jezebel. Seductress.”

Steve laughs. “Hi, Eddie.”

“Hello, Stevie,” Eddie replies in an absolutely salacious voice, one that makes delightful little shivers run down Steve’s spine. “God damn, you look hot as fuck. You tryin’ to end this date night early?”

Steve turns away, rolling his eyes, but he’s grinning so big it hurts. “Go pick a movie or something.”

A pair of arms slips around his waist instead, and then there’s the tickle of frizzy hair against his cheek as Eddie hooks his chin over Steve’s shoulder to peek at the lasagna.

“Looks yummy,” he says, punctuating his statement with a lick on the side of Steve’s neck.

It’s not sexy, though, is the thing. It’s actually kind of gross. A little too slobbery and long and annoying. Steve knows Eddie did it on purpose when he groans and shoves him away, wiping at the spit, only to get a cackle and a swift slap to the ass in response.

[c-53]

Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮

[yournewfriendshouse]

[huffylemon]

[cetitanhasmoved]

[androidboy]

i wore red eyeshadow today and this lil mexican boy like 10 yrs old had his silver chain and hat and was all puffed up machismo but got all shy walkin over to the counter and was like “i really love your eyeshadow” in the most genuine awestruck voice. can’t believe i almost didn’t wear it. i almost missed out on bein “masc mexican dude wearing makeup” representation my heart was so full

[androidboy]

im gonna CRY at a crosswalk these two older tough lookin dudes were waitin and one looks back at me and gives me a long unreadable look and i was in the bad part of the city so i was like ah. shit. but then he looked away and reached out to hold the other guys hand. i love bein queer so much i can’t handle this

[memeuplift]

[mlembug]