Sam’s Shitpost Corner

- call me Sam, Rat or Ajax - he/they/it pronouns - freelance artist - 21 -

[evilwizard]

hey guys so the hero that keeps barging in my tower seems to be using some sort of chronomancy called “quick saving.” have we figured out any counters for that yet or what’s the deal

[userfish]

[bismuthfool]

I'm sure he likes all animals

Simon continues to rejoice at the fact that he can look at recordings of something living existing on Earth

btw, this is one of the first comics I drew about them

[boybeetles]

There’s no mobility aids in the game so I just gave him a pet cane

[idrawsnoopyeveryday]

174.

[sirfetchd]

how it feels to be obsessed with your own ocs but you cant think of what to say about them

[callrings]

grace watch simon rocky sleep commission bloodymary from me

[lost-where-the-forest-would-grow]

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

[daovihi]

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

[landmineblogging]

3 pillbug girlfriends dating. roly polyamory

[landmineblogging]

omg.. they're real...

[landmineblogging]

oh ok hold on

fuck

she gay as hell though

[catchymemes]

[stutterhug]

Date Night.

[kittydealer]

u/Fine-Dog-9874

[jfny]

@kittybroker

[kittybroker]

The black hole absorbing all that meets it’s path! Not even the market is safe from it’s overpowering reach! Get sucked into this kitty for exactly 0 dollars today!

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[seobot]

[corrodedparadox]

Salmon Cycle

July’s print for print club!

[cryptotheism]

Your coworker with a septum piercing is not going to fix your life and you do not have to play magic the gathering with him. The world is full of demons.

[ibroughtyoumybullets-ningy]

the stars are dead. it doesn't matter that simon can see them. they're just dead light fading away. simon is dead from the minute he was welded in that sub. it doesn't matter that we can see him.