[dramatic-dolphin]

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

[ohcorny]

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

[robomartyr]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.

[kaijutegu]

My fucking roomba woke me up at 5 am to tell me she’s stuck near a cliff.

[kaijutegu]

The base of the fan counts as a cliff now, i see.

[amayabikuni]

He was very scared

[emmersdrawberry]

save him

[uchidachi]

Me: Alright, are you ready, Hattie?

Hattie: Meow

Me: *sings* ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: Mraaow

Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: Mrah

Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: *rolls over* Mwraaah!

[wizardyangst]

This is exactly the kind of A+ content I come to see on this website

[between-stars-and-waves]

:-D

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WHAT A GOOD VIDEO

[thvndermag-deactivated20200419]

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[literaryreference]

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

[manslaughter]

burger king is offering a 1 cent whopper through their mobile app if you unlock the coupon while at a mcdonald’s

[gayvian]

why does the burger king app have quests

[teathattast]

the holy grail

[processintegrated]

wrong

im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

[processintegrated]

[weirdmageddon]

[slowjamastan]

[ryumako]

[adult-sasuke]

that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.

[daggerfall]

Back pain? Have you tried:

[gumtooth]

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[zsnes]

his name is Whole Roasted Chicken

[catchymemes]

[antique-scarecrow]

THE FUCKING PUNCHLINE, I’M ENDED

[ruinedchildhood]

[modernsuperhero]

[cloneofawhiteboy]

[odin-n-out]

Life hack: date a guy who’s tall enough to always be looking at you from the same angle you take selfies from