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[northshorewave]

Browsing old Better Call Saul post-episode threads and found this absolute pearl of a comment:

[sceptixfakemon]

everybody stop and look at my cat

the fucking pose she's in

im begging you

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[cottoncandylesbo]

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[wassuppeas]

[bast6415]

huge fan of the new flight rising fairgrounds game

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

this is how people talk about george w bush

[wuggen]

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

[prudenceanagram]

[oupyfactory]

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

[dragon-in-a-fez]

ever wandered around in an open world video game and noticed there are no children? no elderly people? no fat people? no one using a wheelchair? no one with a guide dog? this is supposed to feel like a living world and there's so much of life that's just not there

[bixels]

the speed at which i smiled > frowned when i saw wuhu island > those ugly anime stick figures.

[bixels]

that is NOT a mii 😭

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

by far the best ad I’ve gotten on this app entirely because I tried rotating it out of sheer curiosity and absolutely nothing happened

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

[zyzscribbles]

Important question

[awkwardbirdsdreaming]

Okay but I think these two are onto something

[verbrannt74]

Test subject

(no bird was harmed)

[bicreature]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.01 "What Can the Damned Really Say to the Damned"

[mc-260627]

Harlequin/jester being gem genes is the biggest hate crime staff has ever afflicted on its userbase truly

[gloryrising]

had a dream that i was struggling to unclog a toilet and accidentally posted about it on this blog and the post got tons of likes and someone went “so sorry this happened :/ i drew your dragon to cheer you up” like someone just died or something

[blushingtendertiel]

So sorry this happened :/ I drew your dragon to cheer you up

[gloryrising]

IM FUCKINGG CRyiNGG??????

[gloryrising]

reblogging again i can’t stop thinking about anime girl holiday im crying i love this