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✨cloudi •25 •queer demi• she/her✨ aloha friends! this is my art blog! everything is okay to reblog!! Pink Diamond apologist, feel free to shoot me an ask any time, anon is always turned on 💗💗💗

[deykxn]

divalives

[nitw]

my entire body hurts i'm sobbing so bad over this holy shit

[melonfacade]

👽😡HEY ALIEN FUCK OFF😡👽 🖕🖕FUCK YOU ALIEN 🖕🖕 🤬🤬🍆SUCK MY DICK🍆🤬🤬 🖕🤬🖕FUCK OFF🖕🤬🖕FUCK OFF🖕🤬🖕 ❌👽🚨ANTI ALIEN ALARM 🚨👽❌ 👽🚫NO ALIEN🚫👽🚫NO MARCIANITO🚫👽 🤬🖕FUCK OFF🖕🤬🖕FUCK YOU🖕🤬🖕FUCK OFFFFFF🖕🤬 🚫🌎GET OUT OF HERE🌎🚫 ❌👽❌ANTI MARCIANITO❌👽❌ 😡😡NO😡NO😡NO😡😡 🖕🖕FUCK YOU🖕🖕 😡😡😡NO😡😡😡 🌎➡️➡️➡️LEAVE🌎➡️➡️➡️LEAVE ME ALONE🌎➡️➡️➡️ 😤😤😤BWAAAAAAAAAH😤😤😤 🌎➡️GET OUT OF HERE🌎➡️GET OUT OF HERE🌎➡️ 🛡️🛡️🛡️🛡️PROTECTIVE SHIELD 🛡️🛡️🛡️🛡️PROTECTIVE SHIELD 🛡️ 🛡️🛡️🛡️PROTECTIVE SHIELD 🛡️🛡️🛡️🛡️ 🚫🧛‍♂️🚫NO DRACULAS🚫🧛‍♂️🚫🧻🚫NO MUMMY🚫🧻🚫👽🚫NO ALIEN 🚫👽🚫🧌🚫NO DUENDE🚫🧌🚫 🚨🚨🚨ACTIVATE ALARM🚨🚨🚨CANNOT APPROACH🚨🚨🚨YOU WILL DIE🚨🚨🚨 😡😤😤😫😫AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH😡😤😤😫😫😡AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH😫😫😤😤😡

[toskarin]

why didn't they just leave pompeii when the volcano erupted? were they stupid?

[foone]

Fun fact: they did leave Pompeii! It's estimated that the population pre-eruption was something like 20,000, and the most likely number of dead in is in the range of 1,500-4,000. So most people just did leave Pompeii, it's just that not everyone left or could leave.

[fuckinnear]

[toskarin]

I'd have still left. the human body is capable of wonderful things in the face of danger

[crowteeth]

A lot of people died in the boats tho:/

[toskarin]

I would have paddled away quickly

[toskarin]

I take pretty hot baths so I think I'd be able to last a little longer than the average person

[demonicseries]

The scariest thing about pyroclastic flow is that if you can see it, no matter how far away it is, there is no possible way of surviving

[toskarin]

I've done incredible things. I think you'd be surprised.

[toskarin]

I know a lot about the volcano. they could learn much from me.

[slurpygunch]

you should teach them

[toskarin]

I will.

[toskarin]

everyone who has ever died from anything is an idiot. I wouldn't have done that.

[toskarin]

perhaps this could be chalked up to poor diet? I don't think explosions alone can do that.

[at-the-sign-of-the-fox-n-phoenix]

their brains became AEROSOLS IN THEIR SKULLS.

[toskarin]

what?? no

[at-the-sign-of-the-fox-n-phoenix]

correction, some of their brain cells turned to glass, unless you want to bitch about the Smithsonian's knowledge base. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/mount-vesuvius-turned-mans-brain-cells-glass-180976073/

[toskarin]

that just doesn't sound correct. they should verify this information

[pink-thing-enjoyer]

How about if instead of encouraging them we instead CHALLENGE them to survive a fictional catastrophe

Like there's no way this bozo is surviving the fires of ibis

[toskarin]

not only could I survive that, but I could do it a second time

[toskarin]

I mean they were pretty stupid for staying at a volcano during an eruption. the volcano is the most dangerous place to be, in that sort of scenario

[for-the-urizen]

What you seem to not understand is that when volcanoes erupt the way Mount Vesuvius did, your survival is dependant on whether or not you're close enough to a ship when it happens. It doesn't matter how smart you are, your IQ cannot outrun a catastrophic volcanic eruption. If you're going to criticize them for anything, it should be their decision to settle near an active volcano in the first place.

[toskarin]

as was previously established, my large IQ can outrun many things, so I do not imagine a volcano would be that much more difficult

[hellsitegenetics]

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[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay, ill reblog that

[turtlefordestiel]

Question/gen if you jumped in the ocean and stayed under for a while could you possibly survive?

[toskarin]

you don't need need to do all that. you will find the solution is much simpler

[olyrik]

Please, share your wisdom, what is the simple solution!

[toskarin]

you just leave

[blairthegreaser]

Two-Bit headcannons!!!

-cares for ponyboy like a BROTHER

-would and could slap the shit out of you if needed

-screeches when he gets jump scared

-is really good at tiktok dances and learns them INSTANTLY

-loves it when his nails are painted

-kitchen special (he’s pan)

-scarily good at throwing it back

-used to really like marcia but she ended up lesbian LMAOO

-will THROW HANDS if you change the channel when he is watching mickey.

-used to use slurs without knowing they were slurs

-most certainly made the first move with dally. you can't convince me dallas tucker winston made the first move.

-taught his sister how to steal stuff 

-remy the rat typpa cook

-says shit like “sonion”

-sends ponyboy this stupid “come home white boy” things with the horses 

-drives in his car right after a beer (iykyk)

-really hates mashed potatoes. he hates how mushy they are it makes him uncomfortable

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

I'm very taken with this metal vocalist that has a parrot who wants to participate

original by reebz_uk

[mikkeneko]

[targetedknowledge]

[kirikoisreal]

I just rewatched the Outsiders on Tubi and when Two and Pony visit Dally in the hospital,

TWOBIT THROWS SOME LITTLE PLUSHIE AT DALLY AND SAYS “swiped this for ya”

HE GOT IT FOR HIM

He STOLE FOR HIM

HE THOIGHT ABOUT HIM

GAHAHHAHAHAA

I’m so normal about them

[theslowesthnery]

🥹🥹🥹

[insanearoace]

@animals-with-fan-art

[strawblemon]

There are already a bunch of negative reviews for Paralives that are only about the game's performance issues and bugs...

Saying you shouldn't play an early access game because it's unfinished fundamentally misunderstands the point of early access

The Sims 4 has been broken for over 10 years and that doesn't seem to stop people from spending hundreds of dollars on it every year

By leaving a negative review you are hurting the game's sales and consequently making it harder for the devs to actually afford improving the game

I need people to understand that this is a (formerly) crowdfunded early access indie game and holding it to the same standards as a finished AAA title makes no sense.

[kosmogrl]

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[danielkanhai]

i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive me. we don’t know when god screenshots the earth. we don’t know when he’s like, “okay i’m just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and don’t remember how.” and if we did, we wouldn’t act all smug about it like, “hey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.” no, man. you didn’t catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. what’s next? i can’t take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i don’t own?

[bonesbeetle]

compilation of my all-time favorite tweets

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

[maxwellmcgrath]

remember when mattel released a t-rex extroyer toy that vomited its own skeleton for no apparent reason

[segamascott]

wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome

[sometiktoksarevalid]