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saloni•25•she/her IG/Snapchat- ughsaloni about me previously iclontknow

[frogus-deactivated20231111]

the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.

[calamitys-child]

I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together

[feral-ballad]

Blythe Baird, from If My Body Could Speak; “Theories about the universe”

[Text ID: “When I want something / with my whole being, and the universe withholds it / from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself, / Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, / but she does not understand how it will hurt.”]

[flowerytale]

Fyodor Dostoevsky, from The Brothers Karamazov

[blackpyrefly]

dress codes that arent ppe are stupid as fuck. as an adult human being with a (relatively) functioning brain i have never walked into a place and given a fuck what an employee was wearing. “professional” okay bitch i can make up adjectives too. “grundlous” see easy

[bunniope]

whats grundlous mean

[blackpyrefly]

of or pertaining to grundle

[weird-ecologies]

If this ain't me

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Me, bleeding profusely from a missing leg as I’m being dragged onto the beach: THIS WAS A STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY OCCASION, IF THE SHARK WANTED ME DEAD I WOULD BE DEAD. SHARKS ARE IMPORTANT FOR THEIR ECOSYSTEMS I DO NOT CONDONE ANY ATTEMPTS TO HUNT THIS SHARK

[juniepops]

Cute girls should get $5000 a week for free and never have to work (I’m girls)

[heathyr]

my toxic trait is that if i am ever inconvenienced emotionally at any time i think oh, i deserve food delivery

[boykinger-deactivated20230328]

Every girl needs to choose exclusively two colors to base her entire life around. Mine are green and brown

[dankmemeuniversity]

[jb-blunk]

in this terrifying world you continuously have the power to offer someone else a little relief . why would you withhold that. do you remember what a little relief feels like? it feels like a lot

[anxietyproblem]

[gleelive-deactivated20180818]

i’m so tired of listening to myself think all the time shut the hell up bitch

[fairycosmos]

mental illness is like you will crave love but never feel comfortable around anyone ever. your welcome

[asvpfrenchie-deactivated2022112]

Gotta let go of what you think it’s supposed to be and just let it be what it is

[adonischildsupportcase]

[moonachilles]

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.