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ow my penis, ow my balls
forever i must roam these halls
vast gauntlets of agony
punching me in my pee pee
ow my dick and ouch my sack
looking forward, never back
idk why people are always hating on hamilton, this song is bumping
i love this little things fucking head. look at it. wet idiot.
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What the fuck did these bastards do to the tank that it just shattered like that? omg.
light yagami is so fucking stupid in like a month they narrowed it down from like it could be anyone in the world.. to it could be anyone in japan to it could be anyone in the kanto region to it could be any student in the kanto region to its honestly probably one of the family members of these two policemen and my god this mans son is so fucking weird whats wrong with him like honestly i think L should have just taken the risk and hit light with a car one day and been like huh funny the kira murders stopped right this policemans son got hit by a car i asked my chauffeur to drive into him funny how that works out
once again it’s that time of year where my brother puts up the Holiday Decoration
Every year, this post surprises me and I laugh.
in the words of the great Elizabethan wordsmith William Shakespeare, in Hamlet Act IV Scene V, “When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.” or, in the words of the great Twitter wordsmith @Horse_ebooks,
this is 1947 Cincinnati Enquirer erasure
please do not forget your smash mouth
i cant stop thinking about this. keanu really looks like he’s in the game
Someone’s cozey : )
Baby snakes chilling in a plant pot
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it's DIRT
WHAT 👏 IN 👏 THE 👏 ABSOLUTE 👏 SHIT 👏 AREYOUDOOINNNN???
What makes you think it’s okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?
sometimes i watch television shows for entertainment purposes.
Because I condone murder and cannabalism
girl you look like you drop common loot when defeated
Jurassic Park except they provide proper enrichment for the animals and they therefor don’t feel the need to hunt slow, small humans.
“We stuffed this pumpkin full of live goats for the T. rex watch him try to get them out with his little fingers.”
“Turns out the raptors are cage breakers, so we’ve gotten them a series of door handles to manipulate. Little guys just love it.”
"The Rexes are incredibly affectionate pack animals, so we were careful to breed multiples. Be sure to come during spring time to watch them go broody over anything even vaguely egg-shaped." "We put the Raptors through target training and now if they are bored, hungry, or just want a scratch under the chin they go to spot near the bars and ring a little bell for attention." "Imprinting after hatching was so common that we now have keepers under contract to care for the animals well into adulthood to prevent them from pining." "The Gallimimus turned out to be just giant Canada Geese, and so fear nothing. Their keeper regularly has to stop them from trying to attack fences, guests, feeding buckets, and the now traumatised pack of Ceratosaurs in the next paddock."
"We also fired Dr. Henry Wu."
I have questions for OP either about how big they think a pumpkin is or about how small they think goats are.
In a fictional genetic theme park, we play by Roger Rabbit rules. They’re however large they need to be to make my joke work.
I respect that. Question withdrawn.
the Spanish word for “work” —trabajo— comes from “torture”, “to torture”, or “instrument of torture”
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