[eeveeclone]

[tmbgareok]

[homeosapphic-deactivated2019111]

me: “I’m a vegetarian.”

meat-eater: “Why? What made you like that? When did you stop eating meat? Are you vegan?” *shoves meat in my face* “Does this ham smell good? Do you miss eating meat? Will you ever eat meat again? If you had a choice between nuclear war and eating meat, would you do it? Would you eat it if you could save the world?”

[bey]

[bullied]

where i see myself in 10 years 

[weekndupdate-deactivated2016110]

Bigfoot is fake

he only calls me when he needs money or snacks or a place to hide

[thexfiles]

i want gillian anderson to win an oscar

[saskiakeultjes]

FINALLY

[yongmuney]

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

[thefallgifs]

Requested by petitemaline​: Stella’s outfits appreciation post

[outaspaceman]

I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍

[catboyselsel]

“if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me”

[lesbian-trash-possum]

@fake-bird

[thepinkestpug]

@lanternlighting When did your brother get an english accent?

[lanternlighting]

(x)

[dreamjerky]

[slimegargoyle]

a pleasant thought: gay grandparents will soon be commonplace

[languageoclock]

what do we want? 
improved foreign language education in English speaking countries

when do we want it? 
when we’re younger and have better neuroplasticity

[scottishsuggestion]

Deep fry yer problems

[weloveshortvideos]

[olivicat]

i love this child

[thebestoftumbling]

This guy spent over a year throwing eggs to his unsuspecting mum (x)

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

LMFAO

[bonescaro]

“NOOOO!!!”