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This is the Jackie Chan with Puppers of luck! You should reblog! Luck not guaranteed, but then you’ll have Jackie Chan with puppers in your timeline, so things could be a lot worse.
at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents
Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.
whAT THE FUCK
I’m too tired for this
Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.
T’ be or not t’be, y’all.
Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.
Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.
I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.
What a concept
When you make a reference and someone actually gets it
Anyone who says “muh ___” needs to stay as far away from me as possible
You DID IT! You broke comedy down to it’s BARE ESSENTIALS!!
my son
employer: so how do you like working here!
me:
who in god’s fuck made this
I’m dummy thicc 💀💀
Deleted scenes in kingdom hearts
ppl will really be like “what’s my name in ur phone saved as” and it’s like. bold of u to presume you were saved at all, +1-938-274-5569
This reads like a Captain Holt burn
ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL
A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO
this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫
Me, if my job ever made that error
Ominous positivity
You will be okay. You have no choice.
Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.
You will succeed. It is inevitable.
IT WILL GET BETTER
OR ELSE
Cursed school presentations? Thank you!
I hate presentations 😂but who doesn’t?
That shrek one is threatening
How’d y'all leave out this one?
I hate this post because I really really want to watch the last presentation
20/10 would post again
Mom: wanna go to the book store-
Me:
We put clocks in mobile phones to not look at our watches. Now we put mobile phones in our watches to not look at mobile phones.
TO FREEDOM 😂😂
Get you a party this lit
Let’s recap where we are at so far.
Oh and we can’t forget!
That last addition got me so bad