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whos up deltaing their runes

Line read that keeps me up at night

i want lists and solutions by the time i finish this jiyuiceh box. warning ⚠️ I. AM. TIRSTY! and it is ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ punch! and it is delicious

loulooser

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

spinostarz

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

loulooser

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

jarsjam

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

cloudmancy

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

cloudmancy

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

The greatest scene in anime history.

(From Pop Team Epic, episode 7)

pinkasketch

Shut up m'dudes, it's a national holiday

quadriviummuse

Happy Kermie Day to all who celebrate!

apolladay

A most important day

the-quasar-hero

It’s SO obvious that some of y’all are incredibly mad that my wizard hat is bigger and supremely balanced.

schakira

okay... i can still see the folds on your wizard robe... iron it.

the-quasar-hero

Now I know you ain’t talking with ya dusty ass grimoire. That bad boy is held together with scotch tape, spit, and faith. Helpful hint: you want the spines of your enemies to break, not your magical tomes.

schakira

no cause it's really cute hearing that from you when last i checked your grimoire isn't being passed down from generation to generation. i know you got it from walmart with your dollar store lookin ass staff. you can keep your hint.

the-quasar-hero

I just think it’s funny you think anything that isn’t dusted and busted like your grimoire is somehow less authentic, when the reality is you a broke ass wizard who can’t get your coin up! You gotta use hand-me-downs cuz no king wants to make use of your services! Maybe you should dress like this isn’t the third century and ppl would visit your sad lil’ wizard tower. Your grimoire so old I bet that shit got spells to deal with dinosaurs. I got a spell in mine to make wifi anywhere. Oh, and I know you ain’t talking about staffs when you carry around that plywood looking ass shit. You tryna conjure forth a Home Depot employee?

schakira

you scroll-stuffing spell stealing nasty little SLUT

the-quasar-hero

Nuh-uh, bitch, try again.

entguarde

And I’m supposed to listen to you two when you both wear TRAFFIC CONE HATS?? Hate to tell you this buds, but I do think that the plastic hat kinda matches y’all’s plastic fashion taste and y’all’s plastic ass spells.

Yours truly, the wizard frog

schakira

DO NOT INTERRUPT US

afrophunk

You talk all this mess about wizard hats, and yet I don't ever see you wearing one 🤔

the-quasar-hero

FYM?

afrophunk

That's just a purple traffic cone

Ain't got no class

No drip

Just goofy-

the-quasar-hero

FYM?

afrophunk

GUCCI be selling $300 bathroom sandals

Still look goofy in that GUCCI

the-quasar-hero

Hmmm, yes counterpoint:

DIE

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punkitt-is-here

new shirt idea i got

punkitt-is-here

Check this shit

diluftmensch

damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person

orbitingrook

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

when I choose the most popular response in a subjective tumblr poll: oh hell yeah I chose the correct response. I am going to get a good grade in tumblr poll, a thing that is normal to want and possible to achieve.

when I choose the least popular response in a subjective tumblr poll: I am a tastemaker. a trailblazer. avant-garde. the uncultured masses cannot fathom the secret depths of my genius.