Oh Cockbroccoli I Fucked Up

hi im Kiana, my computer thinks my name is spelt wrong and I love Andrew Minyard with my entire being plus more • ur probably here because I follow you for my aftg side blog because I do not use this blog anymore

[inabasket]

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

[thepalmettofoxes]

Kevin: Andrew if you don’t start closing down the goal we’ll lose!

Andrew:

[thepalmettofoxes]

Neil: Andrew if you don’t start closing down the goal we’ll lose :(

Andrew:

[squidong]

Periods are canceled for 2018. This year, I don’t want to bleed unless it’s from a wound I earned in honorable combat.

[rhaenyras]

at this point i only judge people from their sign + their favorite shakespeare play. reblog this post and write yours in the tags

[susiephone]

one of the worst parts of college is when you don’t wanna go to class and you think “well……. i COULD skip…….” and then you gotta talk yourself into sucking it up, being a responsible adult, and going to this goddamn fucking stupid class you goddamn fucking hate so goddamn fucking much

[dontfeedthebabytigers]

This week on Buzzfeed Unsolved we’ll be looking at the disappearance of Hozier

[studyquill]

i hope this meme isn’t dead yet lmao

[studysnooze]

my entire life summed up rn

[peehat]

(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat

[donkeykongsixtyfour]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

look I know the instructions were right there but you have no idea how much time I spent trying to sing this to the tune of uptown funk

[zzzccm]

petition for stars in the day time please???

[nonbinarbee-blog]

girls already exist

[everybodylovesbobbyhill]

[thoodleoo]

i was reading an article in one of my classes that had this line in it and i would like to say, mood,

[notkatniss]

I’m glad we all agree that Simon is just the baby from juno and love simon is the Juno sequel we all truly needed and deserved. Jennifer Garner’s raw good parent energy and Ellen page’s raw gay energy brought this into existence

[notkatniss]

“blah blah blah he would only be 11!!!!” First of all fuck you juno is a period piece

[gothvibes-deactivated20180324]

bi culture is making subtle comments about multiple genders to hint at your sexuality so maybe they’ll just Get It and you won’t have to tell them

[deathmoth-deactivated20181229]

80% tired 20% also tired

[thomaholland]

i stan (1) general

[reality-disconnected]

When Britney Spears said “My loneliness is killing me” I felt that shit

[e-jotja-deactivated20200224]

let me cry for 2 minutes real quick, I’ll be a new bitch on the 3rd minute